Kord jumped as the woman crawled into his lap, sitting sideways and grinning at him. The move had been sudden, but he couldn't argue with how much warmer it was as they wrapped their cloaks around one another. Her hand straying around to scratch at the base of his tail wasn't helping his storytelling.
"Once, uh, once upon a — bloody 'ell woman, that's distractin' — once upon a time, there was a Ryn."
"Of course there was," she said with a rolling of her eyes and a smirk. She laid her head on his shoulder, her breath ghosting across his throat as she shifted on his lap, much to his distress.
"There, um, was a Ryn. On New Tython. He was in a bad way, eh? Had come out o' a bleedin' nightmare ta find two of his t'ree best friends —"
"Three?"
"Aye, t'ree, that's what I said," he muttered, pulling the bottle out of the cloak cocoon. He took a swig and handed it over to Satsi before continuing his tale. "T'was in a bad way, this Ryn. Woke up ta bein' told that tha reason there was only two of 'em there, was that he'd offed tha other one. So he did some wanderin' about."
He felt Satsi grow still in his embrace, his arms encircling her under the cloaks. "He went a wanderin', did a quite a bit o' drinkin' and fightin' and silly, stupid crap. Then he ended up on New Tython fer somethin'. He left, a few days before it got blown ta 'ell and back, with a ladyfriend. 'Cept she was nae his ladyfriend yet, just a lady he'd met."
"Kord..." she mumbled, taking another drink and sighing.
"See, he came across this lass with tha cutest, strangest nose he'd ever seen. 'Cept she seemed ta be tryin' ta hide tha thing, despite it bein' adorable, yeah? Turns out she was half-Ryn, and a, uh, 'sparkle fingers' ta boot, though not trained yet. She decided she wanted ta see tha galaxy and all that, and I figured, hey, she's cute, why not?"
"Kord," she spoke a bit louder, gripping the base of his tail till he looked down at her with hesitance clear in his eyes. He wasn't sure what she was planning or if he should, or wanted to, stop her. "You're usually drunker when you tell me how you met Spots."
"Ah, kark."
"First time you've mentioned the nightmare bit, though. That's when Uji told you, I mean, he said..."
"Aye, when he told me I'd off'ed ya."
"You two aren't still fighting over that, are you?"
"What'd be tha point? Yer back, ya brought wee lil Sammy with ya, I get why he lied. Just hurt, ya know."
She lifted her head from his shoulder and gave him a smile, before leaning in and pecking him on the tip of his nose. She pulled back, peering with squinted eyes, "Didn't this use to be straighter?"
"Happy ta introduce ya ta tha bloke who messed up me pretty face sometime, luv," he grunted. Just hope they nae get on too well.
"Well. We're out," she pronounced, upending the bottle and watching the few droplets fall. "And I think we've seen all we're gonna see tonight. At least here, hmm?"
He didn't miss the tone she used at the end, making the Ryn lock up, wondering when his drunken hands had started traveling. He'd been certain when she'd crawled into his lap that his hands were linked around her midsection, not straying to a hip and thigh.
"Uh, yeah, we should probably get outta here. Bloody cold out."
"I'll call for pick up, then," she began to say, fishing around for something under the cloaks, much to his alarm. "Swear I had a comlink..."
"That, eh, that is nae a comlink! Nor is that yours!"
"Was mine before it was your half-breed ladyfriend's," she teased before looking annoyed. "Okay, I don't have a comlink."
"Eh, tha Bleusmobile is just a klick or so away, stealth package and all that."
"Heh, package."
"You might be drunk, luv."
"We'll see who has to hold up who when we stand, Kordy."
"Fair."
The pair pushed one another to their feet and promptly tried to fall over. They stumbled together towards the backside of the outcropping of rocks, picking their way drunkenly down to the surface of the wasteland.
"Never been on your boat, Kordy, heard you stole it from some slavers though."
"Aye."
"Heard they were shipping ladies, the sexy kind."
"Maybe."
"Bet this ship of yours is decked out like a whore house!"
"Bit classier than that, luv."
"Ooooh," mocked the woman, arm linking into his and grinning as his tail snaked around her waist and pulled her closer. "So a fancy whore house? A whatsitcalled? Brothel? Gentleman's Club?"
"Tha last one, I guess. Fully stocked bar, fer one. Nice, warm showers, too."
"Plenty of space, huh?"
"Aye, plenty of, wait in tha shower?"
"Mmmhmm, the Shadow Lady has a decree!" she shouted, and he glanced back over his shoulder towards the factory. They were a fair ways away now; he just hoped her voice didn't carry. "She will be having a warm shower! And her loyal Scion," she jabbed a finger at him, grinning drunkenly, "shall wash her back."
"Am I, now?" he asked with a weak voice.
"Yup! And then we'll give you a good scrub down," she growled, her hand leaving his arm to grab at his rear. "Big, decked out ship? Bet the beds are comfy. Can't see us needing more than one, though."
"We'll see," he said, voice tight, shaking his head.
Just get her good and drunk, put her ta bloody bed.
"Aww, comeon, doesn't Sammy deserve a good father figure in her life?"
"That's what ya got bleedin' Uji for!"
"Well, he's a good uncle, sure."
"Sure. Right. Lets just get back ta tha bleedin' ship before we freeze."
"Kay. Glad you came down here, Fluffy."
"Yeah. Me too."
Positive Takeaways
Despite the amount of dialogue, you manage to avoid the story feeling static, or stationary, by splicing in actions throughout. Even minor exchanges of the bottle keep things "moving" in the mind's eye.
Areas For Improvement
Honestly, I'm not even sure if I should commit the time to describing the issues pertaining to the "Combat" Center here, since you're already well aware, but I'll retread. There is no conflict. No combat. From a story stand-point and the rubric's requirements, this is a huge error. Beyond that, there are some mechanical issues outlined here:
This is dialogue followed by an action, rather than "he said, she said". You'd close off the quotes with a full stop and then capitalize the beginning of the next sentence since they are separate.
This phrasing here denotes that his head was palm open and face up, rather than a hand.
Can't have it both ways, you're either hyphenating red-skinned and white-haired (which you should when not involving "-ly") or you're not.