Kamjin tapped his foot impatiently as the dull roar of the crowd above reverberated through the antechamber leading to the arena floor. The elder Sith began absently function checking his blaster and vambraces to pass the time. Kam had called in some favors to get himself assigned a partner from Clan Vizsla during this little exhibition match or whatever Ciara was calling it. As an alliance with the mercenaries in Vizsla could greatly benefit Scholae Palatinae, he hoped to use this opportunity to make some inroads and see if the Vizslans lived up to their reputation.
The imperial’s thoughts were interrupted by the sound of two very distinct sets of footsteps striking the dusty floor of the halls, which snaked their way under the stands and led to the arena. One set sounded like heavy boots moving at a deliberate pace and the other was the click click click of a creature with claws walking on duracrete. Kamjin turned to face the approaching sound.
You have got to be kidding me.
A Mandalorian approached in beskar armor similar to Kamjin’s own, only the newcomer’s set had been defaced with black tiger stripes. The mercenary had his helmet off, revealing a middle-aged Kiffar with leathery tanned skin, a horseshoe mustache and a shoulder-length mullet. A jet black Vornskr dutifully followed the walking assault on good taste that Kam assumed was his partner.
“Cooter, sit!” The tiger-striped mando ordered as he took his position next to Kamjin in front of the massive double doors that opened to the arena floor.
The Palatinaean rolled his eyes under his helmet. “You must be my partner for this exercise, from Clan Vizsla right?”
“Howdy! The one and only Jondar Tigris at your service, but you can call me Jo.”
Kamjin cringed, the Mandalorian’s heavy drawl was almost like nails on a chalkboard to his imperial sensibilities. He regained his composure and dutifully shook Jo’s outstretched hand, making a note of the model of vambraces on his partner’s tacky armor. For a moment, he pondered whether or not to give his real name.
“Thirty seconds until the exercise commences,” an oddly soothing female voice came over the loudspeakers of the antechamber.
“Kamjin,” the elder matter-of-factly replied before withdrawing his hand and turning toward the doors.
“Oh, the strong silent type eh?” Jo playfully inquired. “I like that, it reminds me of my second husband. Maybe we can grab some deathsticks after this, have a good time and unwind.”
Kam suddenly felt intensely uncomfortable and began to wonder if he had been assigned one of the Erinos mandos from Arcona he had heard so much about by mistake.
“Can we focus on the mission please?”
Jo shrugged as he put his own helmet on, “It’s just a couple of sand panthers, nothing I haven’t handled before.” He paused with a twinge of anger crossing his mustached face, “before that schutta Jedi Caro Bas’keen shut my zoo down.”
“Who? Nevermind, these aren’t just normal sand panthers they’ve been modified somehow--” Kam’s warning got cut off by the double doors opening and the light and roar of the arena flooding their senses.
Jo Tigris wasted no time and walked out into the light, both hands in the air waving to the crowd, seemingly ignoring the perils awaiting him outside. On the far side of the arena Kamjin noticed a pair of sand panthers pacing in front of what appeared to be an artificial den. The beasts had locked eyes with the newcomers and began to snarl. The elder looked over at his partner who was still showboating for the crowd.
“JO!” Kamjin shouted in anger. “The panthers are coming this way!”
The pair of predators moved deliberately but did not break into a full run. They crisscrossed one another’s path in near-perfect unison as they closed the distance with their new prey. Kamjin drew his pistol, verified it was set to stun and began to maneuver in such a way as to keep both panthers directly in front of him. The imperial’s military precision was interrupted by Jo nonchalantly walking past him, his bo-rifle still slung, with both hands raised toward the panthers as if they were trained pets.
“Hey there sexy panthers, that’s right keep your eyes on me.”
Kamjin flirted with the idea of just shooting Jo in the back before he remembered his purpose of building a relationship with Clan Vizsla.
This isn’t some holo show you idiot, you can’t just raise your hands and magically get wild creatures to obey you.
One of the panthers charged toward Jo only to be intercepted by the tiger mando’s vornskr who growled and snapped its venomous tail at the panther. The feline bore its fangs and swiped at the jet black canine.
“Easy Cooter.”
Kam turned his attention to the second panther, which fixated its gaze upon him. The elder tensed up in readiness to dodge an attack as he readied the blaster. Just as the panther suddenly moved toward him, the imperial fired with the signature cerulean stun rings missing wide. He had only a fraction of a second to react and throw up his left arm to block the incoming pounce as the sheer bodyweight of the panther knocked him on his back.
The large cat roared in frustration as its bites and swipes found purchase only in beskar. Still not knowing how these felines had been altered by the Shadow Academy, Kajmin was taking no chances and activated the flamer on his right vambrace to drive the panther off of him. Using the last precious seconds of the flame burst to create some distance between himself and his bestial attacker, the elder quickly stumbled to his feet and recovered his blaster.
Kam spared a glance toward his partner who was still seemingly letting his pet do all the fighting taking no apparent action but to egg on the two creatures in front of him engaged in a deadly standoff. He noticed Jo had at least readied and activated his bo-staff into staff mode, most likely to stun the panther and capture it.
The ground shook and four obelisk-like sensor towers rose from four different sides of the circular arena floor almost like they were markers on a compass. The Palatinaean remembered the briefing he received prior to this exercise. He was supposed to protect the towers while they collected data.
“I think there’s cubs in that there den,” Jo shouted at Kam in that awful accent of his. The imperial almost preferred getting mauled by the panther to listening to that yokel butcher basic.
“Let’s make things more interesting!” an announcer shouted over the arena audio system as the crowd went wild.
Uh oh.
Suddenly the floor of the arena opened in a few places and different kinds of turrets raised from below. A warning shot through the Force, prompting Kamjin to leap backward just in time to avoid a jet of flame from a nearby position that shot in between the panther and him. Jo wasn’t so lucky; a power coil pumped the Kiffar and his pet full of lighting, causing both to cry out in pain and collapse to the sandy floor in a smoking heap. The power coil had fired in such a way that the panther closest to Jo was unaffected.
Sithspit, Kamjin thought as he was now faced with having to save his partner while avoiding traps and two very angry sand panthers.
Positive Takeaways
This is a great, funny and wonderful first post. I loved the banter and the exasperation that is coming off of Kamjin.
This made me laugh so hard, for some reason. Love it!
Can Be Improved
There were quite a few Syntax errors. Biggest was missing commas, and not capitalizing proper nouns such as; Imperial, Mando, Basic, and Elder. Then there were a few instances of capitalizing the non proper noun, vornskr, and some dialogue punctuation.
I knew what you meant, but just be sure to double check weapon names. Very cool weapon.