Note: For the best experience I recommend reading this post while listening to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD0Sg_fQpIY
“Barkeep!” Law signaled with a weird gesture Appius couldn’t quite understand. “...and put that special music on!”
A static noise started rumbling on the speakers of the establishment, growing louder and louder until the bassline was presented. It sounded like the whole room was melting with such a freaky vibe. Appius had never heard anything like that before.
The Mandalorian stared into his fellow Magistrate, only to find him with his eyes closed, enjoying a smoke of a large tabac roll and slowly bobbing his head to the music.
Truly, how the hell does he do anything at all? He’s a degenerate! Appius sat in front of the Qel-Droman Aedile, trying to ignore the insanely loud music. It was then that the barkeep placed a circular board on their table. It had a rotating base, which Aru immediately gave a spin.
“Now,” the Aedile began, “here’s how it’s gonna be. Ten drinks, five each. Only the barkeep knows what’s inside. Each one you pick, I’ll pick the one opposite to it. Last man standing wins!”
Appius watched the board spin around several times.“Alright,” he stated, “seems easy enough.”
As the Taldryanite went to reach for one of the cups, Aru interrupted.
“There’s just one catch,” the Aedile smirked, “one of these cups is loaded with spice. The kind that’s illegal even within outlaws.”
I knew it! It was too easy to be just a 'drinking game'.
Appius let the board spin a few more times as he mulled over his choice. The loud music was making it hard to think, but the Savant focused the best he could. He then let the Force guide his hand and made his choice. The cup he had picked had translucent liquid. He gave it a whiff, immediately recognising the distinct and potent smell of Gingenny grog. But at least he knew that drink.
“Here it goes!” He downed it in one gulp, closing his eyes and inhaling hard between his hard pressed lips.
Aru followed by grabbing the opposite glass and drinking it without looking at the content. An action he came to regret, for he wasn’t prepared to drink such a fiery drink in his first attempt.
“Boy!” he yelled, “That was strong.” Law slammed his glass on the table and smiled widely towards Appius. “Now this is fun! Another!”
Everyone watching cheered on them. There was already a betting pool in place, being managed by the barkeep. The odds were in favor of the Qel-Droman Aedile. The name wasn’t called after him for nothing. But others believed Appius could beat the man in his own game.
Glass after glass, both the Magistrates endured and persevered through the game. When it came to the last shot, the Mandalorian felt his vision blur and couldn’t really control his hand.
“Last one,” he said, dragging his words, “and then we’re getting out of here.”
“Sure thing mate,” Aru wasn’t in a much better shape himself. Hours of previous drinking, smoking and now more drinking would leave anyone senseless, “let’s do this together:”
Appius and Aru grabbed their glasses and tried to cheer by touching them together, but failed. They both laughed hard and then drank their last cup.
“There, Aru.” Appius tried to sound mean but couldn’t contain a giggle. “I played your game, and I’m still standing. Let’s go!”
It was at this moment that the Savant felt his head spin like crazy. He stared towards Aru, but in his head he saw a butterfly with a top hat. Then he looked at his hands and saw Wookie paws.
“Aru,” he mumbled, “what the hell is going on?”
The Aedile, clearly used to being in such a state laughed and leaned over towards Appius.
“You see, when I said there would be spice in one of the drinks, I lied. All of the cups were filled with spice.”
Appius’ face was of awe, struggle to cope with the effects and joy at the same time.
“You tricked me!” Those were the last words he remembered for the next hour.
“Well it’s all for me grog!” everyone sang in unison, “me jolly jolly grog.”
Appius and Aru were dancing on the stage, arms around each other's shoulders.
“All for me beer and tobacco!”
The others present were clapping to the rythm of the song.
“For I spent all me tin, on the lassies drinking Gin, far across the Galaxy I must wander!”
“Appius!” Their moment was shattered by the arrival of a female Chiss.
“Ankira?” The sight of Ankira Irr, his lover, caused him to sober up considerably, although still not enough for the Savant to walk properly.
Besides the blue Chiss, an equally blue in tone Twi’lek stood with her arms crossed. Her facial expression was of no surprise, for she was all too accustomed with finding Law in similar situations.
“As I told you, here they are.” Amis Jumah blandly said to Ankira.
The Mandalorian managed to safely drop down from the stage, which in his head looked way taller than it actually was. He then dragged his feet towards the Chiss, lifting his right hand to touch Irr’s face, which was covered by her helmet.
“Ner cyare,” he said as romantically as he could, “so good to see you. But you’re cold. Are you sick?”
The Mandalorian’s eyes twitched as he struggled to avoid barfing all over Ankira.
“Look at the state you’re in,” she said, “is this what you meant with I’ll go fetch Aru?”
“Honestly, you shouldn’t be mad.” Amis intervened, “When you get to know Aru, you’ll understand Appius stood no chance.”
In an attempt to defuse the situation, Aru tried to gently boop Amis’ nose with his index, but his grogginess failed him and the Magistrate ended up sticking his entire finger inside her mouth, causing her to gag and blush slightly.
“Whoops,” he laughed.
Appius aslo giggled at his fellow Magistrate mishap, and tried to do the same. Only, Ankira was wearing her helmet. He poked it several times, getting more impatient with each failed attempt.
“Come one Ankira!” his words were dragged and sounded nasal. “Take it off! Let me touch your face.”
The Savant was too groggy to even attempt to dodge the incoming slap. Ankira Irr hit him hard and his face turned towards Aru that snorted. However, Appius decided to slap the Aedile as well as revenge.
Law’s face was of disbelief and awe, but only for a brief moment, as he too slapped Appius back, turning the Mandalorian back to his wife.
“Hello gorgeous,” Appius addressed Ankira as if he had met her for the first time, “ come here often?”
She sighed.
“I’ll be waiting in our room, if you manage to get there…” Ankira said and turned away to leave. She then addressed Amis. “Coming?”
The blue Twi’lek nodded. She was all too used to see Aru in this state. no words were going to bring him back, at least for now.
They both left, leaving the cantina in silence as everyone stared at the comedic duo. Appius and Aru were struggling to stay on their feet, leaned against each other.
Finally, Aru turned his head towards the counter.
“Barkeep!” he yelled, “Prepare the Sarlac Pit!”
Sarlac Pit? Appius was all too confused now. Were they in Tatooine? Last he checked they were on Coruscant…
“Where is the Sarlac Pit Aru?” he reached for his saber. “I shall slay it for my people!”
“There’s no Sarlac you fool. It’s another game, hehe.” The Aedile’s laugh was mischievous.
With help from two other customers, the barkeep placed a large barrel on the floor. Then, he poured an entire bottle of pure whiskey inside. Every client there lined up to grab a bottle from the counter, and when their turn had come, they too poured it entirely into the barrel. Each drink was different, and as the barrel filled up, the most unusual cocktail was being mixed in front of them.
“Here’s how it works,” Aru explained, “each person here pours a different drink inside. Then we give it a mix. And finally, we each take a large cup of whatever is inside that thing and we have to drink it in one go! How cool is that?”
Appius wasn’t feeling too happy about it. He wasn’t too sure his stomach would be able to hold even one more drop of alcohol, let alone what was probably the Galaxy’s most deadly beverage.
“I don’t know Aru, this seems dangerous.”
“Nonsense. I do this all the time!”
His words weren’t reassuring at all. Seeing his usual state was a daily reminder for Appius and everyone who worked with Law to lay off the drinking.
Nonetheless, he witnessed the Aedile pick up his own bottle from his robes and pour its contents into the barrel.
“Your turn! You doing this or what?”
Positive Takeaways
I love the way you built up not only the atmosphere, but also the story. I also like how this battle didn’t automatically go into an all out brawl, but still kept the competitive spirit. Very well done.
Can Be Improved
You forgot to capitalize the title Savant once, and had a grammar error. That’s it.
Positive Takeaways
I love the way you built up not only the atmosphere, but also the story. I also like how this battle didn’t automatically go into an all out brawl, but still kept the competitive spirit. Very well done.
Can Be Improved
You forgot to capitalize the title Savant once, and had a grammar error. That’s it.