Deezn was struggling to remain polite. Nothing like a good string of expletives to take the edge off, a friend used to tell him but he couldn’t afford it, not when they were evaluating it. His behavior would go a long way to securing his spot on the Taldryan fleet. Gehn was kind enough, supportive even, and sure, one could qualify the outcome as a success, but it sure didn’t feel like one. He was going home with his tail between his legs, pride in a carbonized pile of ash. He was just about ready to ground the TIE inside the Matron, leave this whole blasted notion of becoming a starfighter pilot behind him and crawl home where he could get right and drunk.
Yet, something bothered him. It niggled at the back of his mind. He was better than this. He had to be. He could do it. He could beat that Ugnaught.
“Hey Oracle Leader?” he asked.
“What is it, 2-7?” Gehn responded.
“How about one more go?”
“2-7, you took out your undercarriage plating on that last run. You pull something like that again, this training session is getting a whole different outcome. You’re good, kid. There’s no one you need to impress.”
“Yeah, I get that, Oracle Leader. Doesn’t change a thing. I want another run,” Deezn insisted.
There was a long and strained silence. After a moment, he expected Gehn to order him to land the ship. Had he just ruined his chances by insisting? Maybe he was being too cocky? Oh, blast it!
There was a sigh and Gehn finally answered, “Fine. Watch yourself, don’t do anything stupid.”
“Stupid ain’t in my blood, sir,” Deezn said.
“We’ll see about that.” With that, Gehn’s TIE shrieked past him.
He punched the throttle and launched in pursuit. Deezn could tell the Ugnaught was eager to put his foolish notions to rest from the way he was flying. He was wove through space with the grace of Twi’lek dancer, his fighter spinning as he swung around the Godless Matron and plunged back towards the asteroid field. He shot through space faster than he had in any previous run. Deezn didn’t take the bait this time. He maintained at a steady pace, keeping Gehn’s ship in his sights. His fingers cradled the yolk’s triggers but he didn’t shoot. He could shoot all he wanted, he’d get the same results as before. He had to be patient. He had to choose his moment. He took a deep breath as they reached the asteroid field.
Don’t stress, he reminded himself.
The leading TIE plunged through a gaping hole in one asteroid then swerved on the exit, switching trajectories with expert handling. Deezn risked an increase in speed and dove beneath the rock instead of going through it, then kept diving even as he kept an eye on the enemy fighter. The asteroid field was less mercurial the lower he went. Down there things moved with diminished velocity, floating in a more orderly fashion, with more space to maneuver. Watching, studying, biding his time, he matched Gehn’s path from below as the adept pilot cut a winding path from asteroid to asteroid.
“You back there, boy?” The voice over the comm sounded almost worried.
“Right here.” Thrusters roaring, Deezn yanked the yolk back into his chest. The ship shot upwards like a missile. Gotcha. He pulled the triggers as the TIE crossed into his sights. The starboard wing lit up.
Yes!
The Rodian whooped and pumped his fist as his fighter barreled past Gehn’s ship.
“Good move, kid. You got me. Let’s go h—” Gehn stopped for a split second before screaming, “Watch out!”
Deezn never saw the asteroid coming. Before he could react, his port-side wing broke off with a crack of thunder and lightning.
“Hey, kid, wake up.”
The voice seemed distant, the echo of an echo. A hand tapped his cheek a few times. Deezn groaned as he opened his eyes, the ceiling of Hangar Zerek overhead. He recoiled against the brightness of the light then shielded his large Rodian eyes with one hand. Slowly, begrudgingly, he tried to pull himself up on one elbow but everything started spinning around him, his stomach threatening to eject his half-digested rations. He gave up and sank back down, defeated. Gehn’s face appeared overhead, his swine-like features split by a frown and a furrowed brow.
“You’ll live,” he announced.
“Ugh, doesn't feel like it,” Deezn croaked. He ran his hand over his head through the spines and bristles, “What happened?”
“You got cocky is what happened, laserbrain,” the Ugnaught’s voice was stern, humorless.
Deezn winced as the specifics of his situation dawned on him. I’ve made a huge mistake, he thought. He threw his legs over the side of the cot and forced himself to sit up, the pain and the nausea a well-deserved punishment. He stared at his feet for a moment, terrified to make eye contact with the Ugnaught. He took a deep breath then looked up in surrender.
“Should I pack my things, sir?”
Gehn raised an eyebrow, “As I said, unrefined, but you’ve got potential. Besides, you’ll need a way to earn credits if you’re going to compensate us for that ship.”
Deezn slumped back down with a whimper.
Turns out stupid’s in my blood, afterall.