’...two enter, one will leave!’
Kordath Bleu woke with a groan as a voice that sounded an awful lot like it was coming from a speaker rang through his dreams. He rubbed his tired face and aching head, then blinked a few times. He looked down at the bottle in his hand, then at his state of relative undress. The purple ribbon was still wrapped around his wrist, at least, but aside from a foam finger that he vaguely recalled getting at a sporting event the night prior at a stadium in Arx…
“What tha bleedin’ ‘ell did I do last night?” he questioned aloud, groaning as he looked around the area. Battered, broken-down homes stretched out for as far as the eye could see, with tall walls beyond in every direction.
“Did nae know Arx had any slums yet…how forward thinkin’ of ‘em to prepare ahead o’ time.”
He stumbled out of the alleyway he’d woken up, swearing he was never leaving home for a ‘vacation’ without his wife ever again. He’d thought he’d outgrown waking up in dumpsters and in the garbage, but here he was, hungover and lost. Turning a corner, he spotted a patrol of droids, which he promptly tried to flag down for directions or information. What he hadn’t expected was a volley of blaster fire from the blasted machines, prompting him to dive through a window to scramble away. Out the back of the building and a few steps later, he found himself flung into the air by a concussion mine, only the sixth sense for danger and trust in the Force allowing him to shield himself moments before the blast went off.
The Ryn landed on a metal roof with a loud thud and lay there, groaning up at the sky.
“You make a lot of noise,” came a quiet voice from nearby, prompting him to squint open an eye and turn to spot a… Twi’lek? Blue of skin, and small, even to him… and heavily armed.
“Aye… not me best day.”
“Well you could always surrender and get it over with,” she flashed him a kind smile, even as she drew a blaster pistol. “Then you could go back to sleep, or whatever it is you were doing… that left you like this.”
Kordath looked down at himself and felt a bit of a blush, his tail flicking nervously.
“Yer, ah, pullin’ that pistol cause o’ tha droids, yeah?” he asked slowly, rolling onto his front and bracing his feet against the roof, hunched over much like a sprinter’s start.
“Well… yes and no? Surrender, and I won’t have to use it!” she said with a bit too much mirth in her voice as she began to level the weapon towards the disoriented Ryn.
“Blast,” he muttered and took off at a run up the rooftop. Shots rang out, scorching the metal roof in his wake. “Surrender ta who? Ta what? What tha bleedin’ ‘ell is happenin’ ‘ere, luv!?”
“The match!” she shouted after him, firing more bolts his way as he scrambled to the next rooftop and back down into the alleyway. He scurried away much like the rodent so many people thought he looked like.
“What bleedin’ match?” he muttered to himself. Shadows crossed above him as the Twi’lek woman hopped from rooftop to rooftop in pursuit. “Someday, Kord, yer gonna learn how ta use a bleedin’ gun,” he grumbled, trying to find cover as inexpertly fired shots came down at him. It didn’t matter if she wasn’t that good of a shot when she had a high vantage point and he had no cover.
Scrambling through another open window, the Ryn slumped against the wall, taking a few deep breaths. A thud could be heard above on the metal roof and a cursory check through the Force let him know she was, just above him. Going very still, he hoped she’d keep going. After all, it wasn’t like she was a Force Sensitive and could tell he was there, right? What were the odds of a Force User? On Arx? His line of reasoning made him sigh as he realized how stupid it was.
Seconds later, a bright green saber blade jabbed through the metal and made a quick circle cut. The woman dropped into the shack in front of him, brandishing the pistol towards him in one hand and a sly smile on her face.
“Ah… hi there,” stated Kordath, holding his free hand up, palm out, the bottle in the other still awkwardly clutched by the foam finger. “Lovely weather we be havin’, eh?”
“Nice place you got here… now you going to yield, or do I have to shoot you?” she asked brightly, a disarming smile on her face.
For some reason, he didn’t trust her, but he really wanted to believe she wouldn’t shoot him if he gave up. Something about the armor she wore gave him worrying vibes. The design was scratching a memory in his hungover brain that told him he should be running away.
“Well, ya see…I always find that givin’ up ta strange women who be shootin’ at me only goes one o’ two ways, lass, and I’m a married man these days, so….” he gave a regretful shrug, and snapped the fingers on his upheld hand. The moment her eyes flickered toward his hand, he let forth a burst of Force-conjured light, filling the shack with a brilliant flash of white.
Kordath didn’t even bother trying to hit her while she was blinded, instead scuttling past and out the door, trying to put distance between himself and the lightsaber-wielding woman.
“Gotta find a comm station and call me wife,” he muttered, “maybe she can send someone ta pick me up. Or… call someone else… Zuji gonna give me a bleedin’ earful for slippin’ inta me old ways”