Turel tapped his foot anxiously as he waited for the elevator to reach the arena floor. There was no telling what the Combat Master had in store for this round. Idris took Grindr away for “something special” and assured Turel that he was doing the same with his opponent’s droid.
DING
The doors swung open, and Turel saw something from his nightmares: a series of not terribly large platforms connected by bridges of various degrees of stability. He closed his eyes for a moment and took a deep breath. The Jedi knew his fear of heights was irrational and was something he routinely had to push through. It wasn’t a debilitating kind of fear, but he certainly was not comfortable peering over ledges.
When Turel opened his eyes again after steeling his resolve he focused on what was before him. The platform he was standing on was durasteel and connected by stairs down to a larger platform with what appeared to have some kind of an endzone goal constructed. Standing before him were four commando droids painted to look like there were yellow jerseys on their chassis, complete with numbers and names for each. The droids stood still and silent as if waiting for a command.
“Wait a minute,” the Jedi mused as he glanced up toward the giant screens above the arena, “Iddy can’t be serious.”
The screens showed the Justicar of the Brotherhood emerging on a similar durasteel platform, curiously inspecting four commando droids who had purple painted-on jerseys instead of yellow. The crowd was going wild.
Idris came over the arena’s loudspeakers, “We have a special match for you tonight in honor of our Justicar, Kamjin “the Hutt” Lap’lamiz.”
“IT’S MAVERICK!” Kamjin shouted loud enough for the camera droids to pick up.
“Yeah, we’re still not calling you that,” Idris retorted before continuing, “In honor of our esteemed Hutt-loving Justicar we bring you HUTTBALL!!”
The crowd erupted into a mixture of boos and cheers. Clearly, some preferred straight-up deathmatches and some had watched enough Huttball to know there wasn’t much of a difference between the two. Turel stifled a laugh; whatever was going on between the two councilors was hilarious, and he was caught in the middle.
“Today it’s Sith vs Jedi, on the Rotworms we have Kamjin ‘the Hutt’ Lap’lamiz and on the Frogdogs we have Turel “Dad Bod” Sorenn.” Idris paused to let the crowd cheer and boo their chosen combatants, “filling out both teams are crystal-enhanced commando droids with the fan-favorite B1 combat droid personality matrix.”
“Oh great,” Turel commented looking at his ‘team’ of droids, “I get a team of Rodgers.”
Idris got fully into announcer character as he read from a holopad on screen, “These are the rules of Huttball: Two teams, Frog-Dogs and Rotworms chosen by random draw. One ball, slippery as a greased Hutt. Grab the ball, throw the ball, get the ball over the opposing team’s line anyway you can and your team gets a point. Weapons, name-calling and cheating are all encouraged!”
Turel had watched countless Huttball matches in his time on Nar Shadaa and knew the intro by heart, “yeah and don’t kick the ball–”
“But do not kick the ball! Hutts don’t have feet!” Idris finished reading the canned rules statement and looked directly at the camera. “Today’s match will be first to three points or until one of the combatants dies,” he paused for dramatic effect, “or falls into the pit. LETS PLAY HUTTBALL!”
With that last statement, the droids activated. Turel could see Kamjin on the far side of the arena, pointing and giving orders to his droids as if they were his troops. The Odanite turned toward his team. “Okay, I need one of you to stay by the goal, one to help me rush the center and two to position themselves in enemy territory for passing. Got it?”
The commando droids looked at each other for a moment and in unison replied “Rodger rodger!” The droids had the blaster and sword combo their model was famous for. Turel hoped the B1 matrix was only personality and that the commando droid combat protocols were still installed or this would be a really painful match.
The ball hovered on a center platform as both teams moved into position. Turel noticed suspicious-looking metal pads on the various platforms. He had seen enough Huttball to surmise that those were probably the environmental hazards that were so crucial to the game. The path to the center platform went through one of the wood and robe bridges. Cutting those would be an easy play for defense.
The Jedi Master rushed forward to the next platform, doing his best not to look down. Both teams of commando droids elegantly dashed to their various positions with the agility that model was known for. Turel pulled out and ignited his lightsaber as he ran, batting away blaster bolts one of the Rotworm droids was sending his way. The crowd erupted again as a pair of droids began having an impromptu sword fight on one of the platforms, flanking the center. The Jedi’s eyes darted around the arena looking for his human opponent. That was the real danger.
Turel noticed Kamjin was further away from the ball then he was. None of the Rotworm droids seemed to be pushing into Frogdog territory. Kam must be playing defensively. The Jedi bolted across the wooden bridge on his side of the center platform and was the first to reach the ball. He reached out his hand and tried to pull the ball to him using the Force only to have the ball seemingly push back.
Idris came back over the loudspeaker, “we made some special modifications to the Huttball; it has enhanced micro thrusters that will resist being pulled when a player is not in direct contact with the ball. In other words, if you try to use the Force on it, the ball will resist. Don’t want to make things too easy.”
“Gee thanks,” Turel remarked as he closed the distance to the ball securing it under his free arm. The human looked for one of his droid teammates and noticed one open on a platform inside enemy territory and above his current position.
“YEET!” Turel called upon the Force to enhance his strength as he hurled the ball in a clean pass to the droid. Suddenly a double-bladed purple lightsaber flew up and struck the ball mid-air before the pass could be completed.
“OH INTERCEPTION BY THE ROTWORMS!”
The ball fell into the pit, and a fresh ball emerged on the center platform. Turel admired his opponent’s cleverness. The ball was programmed to resist Force pulls but not other objects striking it. The Jedi secured the new ball and looked dead ahead at Kamjin standing on the next platform, pacing like a hungry predator with his saberstaff at the ready. A swaying wooden bridge formed the path between them. Turel had to risk the bridge or backtrack into his own territory to take one of the more stable platforms higher up. He deflected a few more blaster bolts as the human opponents stared each other down.