The pounding shouts of the arena crowd above made the poor, inebriated Ryn’s head pound. He groaned and rubbed at his eyes, glaring up at the people above the duracrete slab walls that ringed the expansive arena. At this point, at least, he knew why he was here. It was some kind of series of fights he’d signed on for the night before while on a bender, though the details the droids had given him were sparse. They had tossed him onto one of the crisscrossing bridges that made up the terrain he found himself in with little explanation. Having sky above him and walls to either side at least was helping with his flying issues…he kept reminding himself that this wasn’t space.
He turned and swayed across the sturdy bit of bridge, stumbling with bottle in hand. He took a pull from it, trying to maintain his buzz. Somewhere around here, there’d be someone who would knock him out, both physically and out of the competition he hoped, and then he’d get to go home to his wife. Explaining the bruises, scrapes, and the loss of his trousers would be…challenging, but he was confident he could lay it all out for his wife. He squinted around, seeing the fog below the bridges, and decided he wanted no part of it…
“Are you drunk?” came an incredulous voice from behind him, prompting the short, fuzzy man to spin on his heel, almost falling over if not for the counterbalance that was his tail.
“Who’s dat den!? Where tha bleedin’ ‘ell did ya come from!? Oughta put a bell on ya,” he shouted, looking around with bloodshot eyes, spotting a…eyeless man. “Ah frack me…ya one o’ Blinky’s cousins? I did nae ever touch her!”
The man let out a suffering sigh, his hair fluttering in the breeze of circulated air, likely systems the arena used to blow smoke away so the audience could watch.
“Who…or what is a ‘Blinky’? Also you did not answer my question.”
“Blinky be Blinky!” declared Kordath, swaying on his feet, “and…ah…what was da question again, mate?”
“I’m not your mate, friend, and I asked if you were intoxicated.”
“Well, I ain’t yer friend, buddy, so, ah…uhh…that means drunk, aye?”
Shanree pinched the bridge of his nose, brow furrowing as he realized this was the idiot he had to fight.
“Yes. That mean’s drunk. It's…” the man tilted his head as if taking stock of things around him, “...about eight in the morning, local time. Are you seriously drunk already?”
Kordath held up a finger, “Ah! Ah! Still!”
“You’re…still drunk, from last night? Is that what you mean?”
“Aye!” shouted Kordath, waving his bottle in the air, stumbling slowly towards the man. “Why, did ya want a drink? Always happy ta share with a mate.”
“I am not your mate,” spoke the Colonel, stiffly. “I’m your opponent for this round of the tournament.”
As he spoke he set his hands to the hilts of his twin sabers, pulling them from his belt.
“Ah…right…ah you do nae need tha glowsticks, mate, just clock me real good and call it a win, yeah?”
Kordath lifted his chin up and to the side, offering it to the taller man. He grumbled when twin blades came to life instead.
“Aw comeon lad…ya really want ta go through all this? I do nae even recall signin’ up fer this stuff, t’ain’t me style.”
“As much as knocking you out would satisfy the requirements for moving on to the next stage, I don’t know if the organizers would accept my victory should you throw the match. Arm yourself.”
The drunken Ryn looked down at his hands, one holding a bottle, the other a foam finger. He blinked at the foam thing, then shook it off his hand and held it up, palm open.
“Uhh…I got one hand free, if that matters?”
Shanree set himself, blades up and out, standing loosely, his grip even looking like it was slack…a man ready to move in any direction.
Kordath’s sodden brain moved as quickly as it could, eyes flickering over the armor the man wore that looked to be for moving quiet. He noticed the lightsabers that…didn’t even so much as hum, the lack of eyes, the…his gaze flickered back up.
“Well if yer so worried about appearances, why ya got two different colored lightsabers, mate?”
If the Miralukan could blink he would have, his Force-imbued sight looking down at the hazy energy that made up his twin sabers, then back up at the Ryn.
“...they’re both green, you drunken buffon.”
“Are they though?” asked Kordath, leaning in slightly, voice dropping as he played it up for the crowd above them, “cause from where I’m standin’, one of ‘em looks a bit yellow. Course maybe yer fine personality does nae allow ya ta have any friends with workin’ eyeballs ta tell ya, or they’re all too worried about embarassin’ their mate.”
Shanree could sense the ill intent of the words this little Ryn was speaking, trying to creep under his skin.
“...are you trying to make me mad? Make me lose control? It won’t work.”
Kordath shrugged, caught in his lie by the perceptive man, “Aye, well, was worth a try, just tryin’ ta run out tha clock.”
“There isn’t a time limit on these fights.”
“Oh frack me, there ain’t?”
“No! Did you not read any of the rules?”
“Fraid I did nae have anyone ta read them to me, Marbles.”
The Miralukan’s face began to turn red, “Did you just call me…what!?”
“Well on account of, ya know,” Kordath waved his hand around his eyes as he spoke, not realizing the gesture might be lost on the other man. He yelped and jumped back as twin emerald blades sank into the duracrete where he’d just been standing. Backpedaling further, he reached inside of himself, past the drunken mist permeating his being, and grasped at the threads of the Force, pulling them to him.
“You think it’s funny to make fun of someone because they’re different? Typical…” the Colonel grumbled as he advanced on his retreating foe.
“Aye? Typical what? Typical Ryn? Now who’s bein’ racist!? Uhh…speciest?” Kordath felt the Force gathering in his palm as the man lifted both blades to strike, hesitating at his words.
“What? No, I mean, I would never, I meant…ableist…”
“Oh so ya consider yerself disabled now, is that it? Sure all tha lads who lost a limb or two ta tha Collective will welcome ya to physical therapy.”
“No, I mean, I, that isn’t what I,” Shanree shook his head, trying to focus past the gibberish the Ryn was spouting. It was giving him a headache. The Miraluka set his jaw and prepared to attack. having backed the man up towards the edge of the bridge. He noted the Ryn holding a hand out placatingly in defense, a weak shield at best before he sensed a building concentration of the Force before him.
The brilliant flash of Force-fueled energy that overwhelmed even his senses a moment later caused him to stumble back, the entire world of his ghostly vision going bright for a few costly seconds. He prepared to parry an attack, only to realize none was coming. As the blinding light presence faded, he reached out with his senses and realized the Ryn had…fallen off the edge of the bridge to land on one below them, a rickety rope and wood one that he was staggering drunkenly across.