Sage Enzo Dek entered the gargantuan steel doors of the arena, chomping on the last bits of an apple core (ew, right?) that they had just gotten from the supermarket. Expecting a fiery inferno, they cautioned themselves from the heat that would appear in front of them, arm lifted to shield themselves from the wall cold/hot wall that is so easily felt between spaces with immense air conditioning and the natural heat of the environment. But something had changed, and Dek was only just beginning to realize that they may have truly fwecked up.
Now where is that dark sider, Lucine, they thought to themself, I sure hope she understands my deep seated desire to go to the store in the middle of our match.
The bridges they were confused by last match in the fiery inferno were gone, replaced by…actual bridges. They looked up to the holoprojector of the current match.
“Supreme Chancellor Cassandra Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the…the…” their voice went from intense fear to a stammering bliss. The name wouldn’t even fit on the page. So Dek had to improvise. “First Great Jedi War it is!”
I guess we’ll never know the true outcome of that match, they utterly and fully lied to themself, knowing that even in self-deception they were a disparate failure.
The tree squinted across the divides of the walkways, some seemingly cantankerous to humanoid physiology, while others candidly normal. The Sage felt differently about this match; a high strung political leader and seemingly an intense fighter compared to a dull, anarchist tree with a sneaking sense of apathy in their old age? Only another pointless rhetorical question could make it so confusing. Just as another non-answer to said pointless rhetorical question would do the same. Keeping a straight mind was the least of the Equite’s worry. No…the real question still remains: why does the holoprojector call this Oriana an “elder”? At 30 years old? Is the benchmark for old age so low nowadays?
The tree walked the metal floors, feeling their bare soft footed roots against the cold surface, Dek’s simple strategy came into view: a three meter wide bridge with affixed back and front. No wobblies. No electric mist (the element, not the Huttese jizz band). No signs of wear and tear seen on bridges of this design. Yet an unease hung in the air.
SLOOSH! SLASH! CROOSH!
A distant gnawing of lightsabers could be heard against steel. It was then Dek looked around at the other walkways: most had some light scarring on or in their tresses. Some of the ropes had been cut, while some of the rails were malformed through an after-construction process. A small platform lay below the current bridge, near the precipice of the thick walkway itself. Nearing the edge, Dek was met with a wave that knocked him off their usual balance. They stumbled back, falling with a dull thud.
Dek rolled over, seemingly preparing for an attack. “You’re destroying my perfect bridge, Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the First Great Jedi War!”
Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the Sixteenth Great Jedi War had not followed up her attack. Dek squirmed back to an upward stance, much like any true, tall, truly anti-tempestuous, timber tree should be. Dek scanned the arena, sensing a dark presence attempting to put some distance between them. Vast rubble lay ahead, no doubt from some of the destroyed catwalks from above.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
The pace of Enzo’s feet could be heard throughout the arena, like a thundering heartbeat of a Krayt Dragon. A pitter-patter unlike any other, Dek did not await to confirm their suspicions. They stormed the gates, feeling the dark presence move further among the debris. The Neti ignored the rubble, as if it were dust to be swept away.
THROOM
Each obstacle was a fly to be swatted away.
CRASH
Each piece of metal or wood would work as a protective barrier as Dek washed it away.
BLOOM
There was no place to hide.
Lightsabers ignited, one the color of piss the morning after a night of too much drinking, and the other the color of the inside of a Chandrilan junior mint, and hailed down towards the Equite.
Dek responded with a saber of their own, the color of what urine should probably look like to a healthy individual. The swipes were fast and repetitious. Dek leaned into the basic blocks of their training, but some of them were intricately close to their vitalities.
It was only now that Dek truly saw this individual. A short armor clad Mandalorian with a golden sash, and a mixture of red, orange, and green into the armor itself. Dek preferred the green.
Dek was able to get a few strokes at the Mandalorian themself, but every attack was seamlessly blocked through a superior lightsaber form. Dek was able to press forward ever so slightly, as if being toyed with. They neared a shadow from another catwalk high above them. The bridge itself shook slightly, allowing the Equite to steel himself.
“It’s not the First Great Jedi War, foolish bark-skin,” let out the Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the Sixteenth Great Jedi War.
She rolled back, as an array of blaster fire came from behind Dek. A pure black HK droid ran from behind, laying down some cover fire. Dek deflected a few of the bolts, and kicked one of the pieces of the broken debris towards the droid. It leapt into the air, and rolled on the ground, while Dek chucked a piece of metal from the surroundings at the assassin. The droid skid below the attack, preparing to fire a volley at Dek, but the droid was met with a clobbering fist of a trunk. Dek picked up the droid, spun, and threw it towards an escaping Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the Sixteenth Great Jedi War. The droid flew through the air, but was able to catch itself on an edge of a stairwell, near to where Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the Sixteenth Great Jedi War had been.
They both moved quickly, but Dek followed soon behind. "I will get you, Supreme Chancellor Cassandria Oriana Taldrya Second Heroine of the..Thirty-Third...Great Jedi War! You've committed war crimes against architecture today!"