It wasn't his best idea, in retrospect, to scamper under the coffee table.
The Ryn winced as a sharp crack pierced his quivering ears a heartbeat before glass rained down around him. He gave a short cry as the bloody shards found a cozy home in his hide for the second time that night, a cry that evolved quickly into a yelp when strong, thin fingers latched onto the back of his neck. His hands scrabbled at the broken-glass-covered ground to no avail as his enraged friend hauled him upright, and he had no doubt that the way his skull banged against the now-empty frame of the table was intentional.
Bits of glass ground against his kneecaps and shins through his pants as Atyiru held him on his knees by the fur at the back of his neck, too much like a blasted nexu kitten for the Ryn's liking. The Miraluka leaned over, lips ghosting over his left ear, and he shuddered from his nose to the tip of his poor, ever-abused tail.
"It would do you kindly to remember, dear Kordy-Kord, that I have the knowledge, skill, and Force-ability to flay the skin, fat, and sinew from one of your arms and leave it merrily attached to your body as nothing more than some striped-bare bones and cartilege. Oh, hey, maybe you could wave it at people as a prank! Wouldn't even have to wait for the holidays. How's that sound?"
The noise that the Priest made in response was answer enough to make the other Krath give a quiet, sinister chuckle.
"Kark, woman, I said I was sorry! What more do you want?"
"What do I want?!" She shook him by the scruff, barking out a harsh laugh. "I want to curl up in my karking bed with three bottles of brandy, Ivoshar, and my stupidface Hapan while absolutely nothing happens anywhere with anyone in this frakking Clan or the gods-be-damned Brotherhood. Buuuuut," Her teeth grazed his ear, just shy of painful, and he eep'd. "Since I can't do any of thaaaat I figured I'd have a little fun and just go wild! No scenes in the mess hall this time, no witnesses, no nothin'! So y'know what, Bluey, y'know what I want? YOUR. BLOODY. TEARS!"
"I can, eh, do that? Want me tears, heh, eh, not too hard, yup..."
Kordath jerked his arm up as he said it, clenching his eyes shut, the bits of glass and dust he held in his hand flying over his shoulder. Atyiru gave a cry, her grip loosening, and the Ryn dove forward, exchanging a few more cuts for a few feet of space between them. He used those precious few seconds to slip the pin of the grenade on his sash and get his feet under him, making a break for the door that the angry blind woman was no longer blocking.
A sea of smoke flooded the room at the same time that he heard the click of a trigger behind him. A terrible coughing fit accompanied a wild spray of scarlet blaster bolts over his head, forcing him to dive to the floor again. He rolled to the side, twice, and found himself nearly going right out the full-length viewing window. Kordath yelped as the ground disappeared beneath one of his legs. He scrabbled at the carpeted ground as that especial, sick sensation of gravity taking hold of his insides made him regret his earlier lunch.
For one sick heartbeat, he felt himself slipping.
Tanned hands clamping down on his arms and shirt saved him, and he looked up at his Miraluka friend with big eyes, distracted from the twenty different places where he hurt and stung by their precarious position. She had several small cuts on her cheeks and nose, face all twisted up in a grimace from the strain of her bad hold as she choked back her cough.
"G-give me...on-une g-good..reason...n-not to drop you..." Atyiru wheezed.
The Ryn chanced a look down and gulped. This uh, second story seemed a lot higher than just two floors. And that bar down below wouldn't break his fall very well. Much as he'd love to go swimming in whiskey, landing on an array of bottles like that was, uh, bound to be uncomfortably pointy.
Kordath turned his smoke-stinging gaze back to the Archpriestess and tried for a grin. "Beeeecause then you'd have to get yourself another old buddy Bleu?"
"You assume you're not replaceable."
"Ouch, Blinky, ouch. Me heart."
"Your heart?!" She shouted, which set off another hacking fit. Her hold on his sleeve slipped a few inches and Kordath shrieked.
"Not not not that, uh, you aren't uh, hurt, and justifiably so, and could we just not do this please gods Blinky please?!"
He swore the Miraluka growled louder than that Togorian Fade Turel had had.
"Please, Atty?" plead the Ryn, seeing his chance. Oh, she got mad in her moods when he pushed, sure, but she wouldn't just let him get maimed or killed — not unless she was the one doing it, anyway.
Actually, he might have better odds with the bottles.
"Ashla and Bogan take you, Ratboy," muttered the Miraluka with a curse, and then Kordath felt a twist in the Dark side as she heaved, managing to pull him up just enough for him to get a knee on the ledge. He quickly clambered to drag himself to solid ground, flopping down next to Atyiru where she lay on her stomach — must've taken a dive herself to catch him.
"I swear even my bloody gods are watching out for your stupid frakking useless hide, Bleu," she hissed at him, pushing herself upright and spitting on the ground. As he watched, those cuts on her face closed up, there and gone in a blink.
The Archpriestess reached for him then and he flinched, but no further beatings came. Instead he felt a cool wash of the Force that sent his pains running for the hills even better than a bottle of Tihaar. Not that he'd ever admit it.
"Does this, eh, mean you forgive me?" Her nails dug into his scalp and he backtracked quickly. "Er, I mean, that you'll give me a chance to make it up to you right this time?"
"It means," said the medic scathingly as she moved a hand to his mouth from a purse that had, like the blasters, somehow appeared on her scantily-clad person, "That you shut the blessed frak up and take your medicine before I change my mind. You didn't get anything to drink, right?"
He glared at her as the bitter pills dragged dry down his throat. She smiled back at him far too sweetly.
"One minute the lady wants you talking, dancin', then crying, then shutting up, can never make up them karkin' minds," he muttered, feeling slightly...floaty. Really floaty. Okay. "Saaaay Blinky, wha was them painkillin' thingies?"
Her smile widened. She stood up and walked out of his line of vision. The Ryn frowned, rolling onto his side and climbing to his feet.
Oh, he thought as the whole world went fuzzy and his legs buckled under him like they usually didn't until he was massively in debt and several bottles deep. ...Blinky, you...you...
And then all the swimmy furniture went dark and cozy black.
-=X=-
The night air was clear, cool, and blissfully quiet compared to the bone-thrumming beat of Spanky's interior. Atyiru Caesura Entar exhaled in a delighted sigh and then inhaled deeply.
Ashla and Bogan, that was better. Damned squirrely Ryn and his bag of tricks.
"Yo," called a gruff, familiar voice. "Didjya gets it?"
The Miraluka turned as her Zygerrian Fade peeled off of the wall of the tavern, flicking a cigarra from his grinning teeth. She smiled back at him and held up the small recording device that had been strapped to her thigh, tabbing the play button.
"’...Like I said, luv, Blind Chicks the serial...es did pretty well...reason enough...to write...o more stories about Jin the Miraluka! ...I swear on me mum...I really am...nd...get another...Publishing contract...’"
The recording was rough and broken, to be sure, but these days she had all sorts of access to the people who could make it sound like a flawless symphony if they cared to. With an order and a bit of tweaking, it would suit her needs.
Jax chuckled in his barking, huffing manner. "How hard didya hit 'im to get all o' tha?"
"...not that bad."
The Mandalorian snorted. "And then?"
"Bit of, uh, Renatyl. He's sleeping nice and soundly. When he wakes up, it'll be on the floor downstairs, surrounded by empty jugs and with very little recollection of the night, if those boys I tipped follow through. If he does have any questions, I have my little 'you abandoned me with the tab and broke my trust' story."
"Yer never gonna tell tha' poor fraktrain why you were really mad, are ya?"
"Nope!"
Jax just shook his shaggy head and started walking. The Consul sniffed, toying with the recording she held.
Extreme measures or not, she had to know what happened to Jin next, she just had to. Especially after Fistra had found the Miraluka with the Wookiees and thrown her wedding ring into the river! Talk about frakking cliffhangers.
The 'makeup' scene would be so good, dammit! Atyiru thought, biting her lip and hurrying after Jax as he hailed them a speeder to the spaceport.
"'Try Karurf," - I think you meant Karufr