If there is an afterlife where people are punished for their misdeeds in life, surely this is it.
Turel paused for the moment at the crest of a hill to admire the hazy view of the valley below. It was nothing but black rocks, strange plants, shipwrecks and glowing lava flows for as far as the eye could see. The whole blasted planet was something straight out of a waking nightmare, and that was before one stepped foot inside the fabled Dread Fortress. The Jedi wrapped part of his earthen colored cloak around his mouth in an attempt to filter out the harshness of the sulfuric air.
One of the trio of KUDF commandos noticed Turel wrapping his cloak around his mouth and nose. “Would you like us to a retrieve a breathing mask for you, Councilor?”
Turel gave the commando a dismissive wave. “Thanks for offering Lieutenant, but I’m fine.” He placed his hands on his hips for a moment, continuing to survey the valley. “Why can’t the Sith ever pick a nice planet to hide their trinkets on? Surely one of those dark lords had to enjoy sunny beaches with beautiful women.”
The commando chuckled for a fleeting moment then regained his composure by clearing his throat. “The archaeological site is four hundred meters due east Councilor, if you’ll follow me.”
The Jedi bowed with a sweeping gesture. “Lead on Lieutenant.”
A sharp wind began to clear some of the lingering fumes from the valley as the Lieutenant and two other commandos escorted Turel down to the dig site. The breeze was a welcome respite, but the withering heat from the lava flows still caused the Jedi to sweat under his armor and robes. As the group descended into the valley the Jedi could feel the weight of the pervasive dark side slowly crushing him like an invisible vice. “The sooner we get off this cursed rock the better,” he remarked to no one in particular as he hopped down from the husk of an ancient landing craft.
The Lieutenant held up his arm for the party to halt. “This is bravo-six, go ahead. I see. The Councilor is here with me, we will be right there just hold position until we get there!”
Turel cocked an eyebrow. “What’s going on?”
“There’s a standoff at the dig site with some forces from Taldryan.”
The Jedi rolled his eyes in irritation. “Of all the cursed rocks in the universe-” He sighed under his makeshift scarf. “Let’s hurry!”
When Turel and the commandos arrived at the dig site they found two squads of soldiers, one KUDF and the other Taldryan, in a tense standoff. Both squads had their weapons at the ready while the two squad leaders stood directly across from each other having a heated discussion.
“We have orders to secure this site, if your team doesn’t vacate shortly we will open fire.” The Taldryan squad leader asserted while jabbing his index finger at his Odanite counter-part.
“Our team was here first, you are encroaching into our perimeter, if you don’t back down we will open fire.”
The Jedi rushed down to the altercation. “Hold it! Nobody is ventilating anyone here today.” He turned to the KUDF squad leader. “Have your men stand down Sergeant, but maintain position.” The squad leader gave a crisp salute and turned to relay the order to his men. Turel turned to the Taldryan officer. “Now, are you the commander here?”
“Negative, our team leader is on her way here as we speak.” The officer announced with a hint of relief in his voice that the situation appeared to be de-escalating.
Turel nodded. “Very well, I’ve just ordered my people to stand down, can you do the same until I have a chance to speak to your team leader?”
The Taldryan officer pondered the Jedi’s offer for a moment. He certainly didn’t want to be responsible for starting a war. “We will hold position until she arrives.”
The Jedi breathed a sigh of relief and turned to inspect the site and link up with the Praxieum scholars on the ground. Hopefully, whatever they found was worth all this trouble. Before he could step foot into the makeshift tent the scholars had set up, he froze in his tracks. There was a ripple of dark side energy that even he could feel over the stifling sea of the dark side that covered the planet. No, it couldn’t be.
“SORENN!” A very angry, yet very familiar female voice shouted from just behind the Taldryan soldiers.
Turel slowly turned around, suddenly very glad a squad of his own heavily armed soldiers was between him and the irate female. “Oh hello Kooki.” He uttered sheepishly. “How are the twins?”
Kookimarissa Mimosa-Inahj stormed across the field with murderous intent in her eyes. Mamma bear was not happy. “Don’t you ‘hello Kooki’ me, I heard about Mykr.”
Oh, frak. The Jedi threw up both hands in a futile gesture to try to halt the angry Krath’s advance. “Wait! I can explain, Andrelious attacked me ya see, I was just defending myself.”
The Taldryan soldiers parted to let the furious woman pass. “Stuff it! Creating a nude illusion of my body isn’t defending yourself, you sleazy Hutt-spawn!”
Turel laughed nervously. “Oh, that. Well I needed a diversion and that’s what popped into my mind first.”
Kooki’s eyes widened. “Spend a lot of time thinking about my boobs, do you?”
The Jedi’s face turned a healthy shade of red. “Um, not really? You had them out all the time for feedings. I mean they are lovely and all but-” He was interrupted by the snip-hiss of the Krath’s blade coming to life. Both squads of soldiers readied their weapons. “Whoa! Let’s not get hasty here, we don’t want a war do we?”
“I don’t want a war, I just want to cut this pile of filth’s tongue out and keep it as a souvenir.” She smiled while keeping the same intense look in her eyes. “Maybe take a few other key bits as well.”
Turel instinctively cupped his groin. “Hey! I like all my bits. I mean, this is clearly a personal matter let’s keep it that way. How about I indulge my dear friend here, who I totally respect as a friend and don’t have dirty thoughts about, in a duel. The winner gets to keep the dig site. She gets her frustration out, you guys get a show and we don’t start a war. Everybody wins.”
“Agreed.” Kooki snarled without missing a beat.
“But ma’am, we have orders.” The Taldryan officer protested.
The Krath shot a death glare at her subordinate. “I said agreed.”
“Yes ma’am.”
The KUDF Lieutenant leaned in to whisper into Turel’s ear. “I hope you know what you’re doing, Councilor.”
“Trust me.” The Jedi quipped with a smirk as he stepped in front of his squad of soldiers and ignited his own saber. The Krath and the Guardian circled each other for a few moments before Kooki made the first move, charging straight at her opponent with a diagonal two-handed strike intend to cleave the Jedi from shoulder to waist. Turel quickly parried the blow. The fight for Oricon’s historical treasure and the Inhaj family honor had begun.
dark lords - Titles should be capitalized.
they found two squads of soldiers, one KUDF and the other Taldryan, in a tense standoff. - This looked like a list instead of a description of the two squads. Try putting "tense standoff" before the description.