“So far the only trend I’m catching onto from you is, stick my lightsaber into it, and all my problems go away. I will have you know I’ve stuck my lightsaber plenty of places and had it only made things worse,” Evant argued in his defense while pulling his own hood up over his head, half for defense and half because of the badass aura Xen was giving off.
“You know, the hood really does look badass despite the obvious downsides,” Xen announced as he loosed his grip on his lightsaber and took a good look at Evant.
“There is definitely an increased level of awesome emanating from you, I had to try it out,” Evant admitted as he imagined a child walking past in awe, slack jawed and jealous as they looked on at the two hooded Sith silhouetted against the flames.
“Yeah except this isn’t a lesson in looking awesome.”
“I’m not sure the two of us would really benefit much from that lesson anyways we’re pretty peaked out.”
“While I don’t disagree, but I still need to make sure you follow orders and don’t pull a lightsaber on me again,” Xen grinned as he pulled the flaming body of an aspiring Rodian bounty hunter through the cantina opening and in Evant’s general direction.
Quick on his feet, and ready for just about anything after the cheap shot to his nose, Evant drew his lightsaber in defense. Helpless and on fire, the sapphire blade effortlessly cut through the torso splitting the body in half. Although the two burning halves went their respective directions away, an inordinate amount of blood soaked the Warrior, giving the unintended benefit of dousing any possible flames attempting to grow on his own alcohol soaked robes.
As another flaming body emerged from the cantina screaming out for help, Evant caught a grin on Xen’s face. Before he could turn another worthless would be bounty hunter into a projectile, a powerful invisible force slammed Xen in the chest. The Warlord was pressed backward as he reeled from the attack grasping at the railway at the edge of the walkway before he regained composure.
“Oh come on. I know you’re a sucker for a good duel,” Evant called out over the screams and sirens of the approaching emergency vehicles finally reacting to the building fire alarms.
“I’m enjoying this quite a bit actually, never said I wasn't.”
“So you can’t be all sour about the lightsaber, all this over a dead tool of a diplomat?”
“No Evant, all this over your failure to follow up on your own leads, to waste your time on this pathetic excuse for a planet when we have a million other places to be building our power base. All this is because you’re wasting our time!” Xen yelled out as the Warlord’s rage knocked the Warrior back into fire.
Not having the time to continue his rampage and knowing better than to engage the army of responders who showed up with incredible speed considering their location Xen disappeared into the crowded streets gathering at the scene. On the other side, not at all prepared for the intense level of rage that poured out, Evant found himself back in the burning cantina on his back. Disengaging his lightsaber he quickly put up a barrier to protect himself as he finally rolled clear of the flames.
Shedding his robes now engulfed in flames he quickly ran to a VIP room out the back exit, doing his best to blend in with a crowd gathering outside and telling tales of the Jedi duel that had ensued inside. Not wanting to risk being noticed he quickly distanced himself and oriented himself. What the hell got into Xen, for all he knows I’m dead. I really need a stiff drink.
After a few minutes of walking the streets building distance, Evant ducked into a nearby cantina that was even busier than usual as people swapped tales of what happened up the street over drinks. Once inside he was comfortably masked by a barrage of neon lights, loud music and a haze of smoke. Normally an annoyance it was welcomed since he had to shed his cloak and wanted to keep a low profile.
It didn’t take Evant long to notice Xen, wondering if it was coincidence or something more to spot the asshole taking delivery of a pair of drinks. Taking a deep breath to contain his frustration he approached.
“You look much less awesome now without the cloak, you shouldn’t have gotten rid of it,” Xen spoke softly from under his cloak.
“I thought I looked a bit too hot in it, wanted a cooler look,” Evant spat out doing his best to mask his frustration as he sat down uninvited.
Xen casually took a sip of his drink, a satisfied look on his face gesturing for Evant to do the same, “I needed this. Wash away that fruit infusion.”
Still channeling his frustration, Evant took a drink and just accepted the rapid change in mood, “Corellian, hits the spot at a time like this.”
Xen grinned, “Yes, but it’s the finish that’s the best.”
Evant began to feel a bit uncomfortable, losing feeling in his lips and mouth. Quickly the neon lights became less pronounced, the music dulled to a rhythmic thump. His hands and fingers began to tingle and an overwhelming cold came over his entire body. You poisoned me you clever asshole.
The Force answered too late to have much of an effect against the chemical reactions going on inside his body. As his eyes rolled to the back of his head he was lost to the outside world and struggled to maintain his subconscious. He could feel something else taking over, though Evant couldn’t be sure if it was the poison or the Force knocking at the door to shut down his mind. I fear the unknown, if I will wake up from this. I have failed.