"Huh, barely bleedin', what's tha point?" mused the Ryn aloud, flexing his cut arm. "I mean, sure, it hurts a wee bit, but why'd he even bother?"
"Ya got bigger problems, mate," came a voice that sounded far too much like his own for comfort, and seemed to emanate from the bottle lying nearby. Kordath crouched to big up his abandoned libation, checking to make sure it hadn't been too damaged when he'd had to drop it to toss the medic. An energy discharge could be heard, and the smell of burnt ozone filled the air as he scooped up the whiskey.
"You...you do nae usually talk." Bleu turned the bottle about in his hand, running fingers over the labeling in confusion. Something, a hazy part of his mind mentioned 'the Force,' suggested with some urgency that he move to his left, so he did. Again the cracking, high pitched whine and the scents of fried air.
"Course I don't, you moron, but like I said, ya got bigger problems."
"Oh? Like what? I'll feel bad if I've been drinkin' down yer mates this whole time and never bleedin' knew ya could talk!"
"Would you stop moving!" came a shout from the Nautolan. Kordath directed a glassy-eyed glare at the man.
"Oi! Havin' a wee bit o' a talk with me mate here, bugger off!" The glare turned into a stare as he watched the aquatic alien, holding a pistol that looked very familiar to the Ryn. It wasn't the blaster that caught his eye, as he stumbled in a chaotic manner towards the man, noting scars in the decking as he moved along and the weapon discharged.
"Just let me shoot you in the leg so we can get this over with," hissed the tall bloke.
Kordath kept staring, watching as what he'd thought were simple head tendrils of some kind started to shift and move. "Mate..." he began. "Uh, mate, ya got...ya got a wee...oh bugger, do nae move! I'll get 'em off!"
Now it was Tebbo's turn to stare in bewilderment as the Ryn stopped in mid-step, both hands held up in a placating manner, though clutching his bottle still with one. "What?"
Bleu held one hand up, palm out, as he knelt and set his bottle on the deck. "Ya nae go anywhere, we need ta have a chat later, mate."
The whiskey remained silent, though the Ryn couldn't help but feel that it was judging him. His hands-free, Kordath unslung the staff from across his back and gave it a quick spin, testing the weight. Then another spin, and another, until he found himself keeping the motion up and giggling to himself as he watched the lights reflecting from the weapon's surface create patterns in the air in front of him. Much like the streaks of light coming from the Nautolan’s weapon as he shot at the out of his mind Ryn.
This drew Bleu's attention, though it was held by a thread, enough so for him to notice the 'things' writhing on Tebbo's scalp.
Right. Some kinda vipers, or somethin'. Maybe I take one back one of tha big heads'll know what species it is. Can nae be good, havin' a nest o' snakes on yer head, though.
"Alright, mate, Imma get 'em off of ya, eh? Just...just stand still." The Arconan did his best to stay calm, focused, and unknowingly threading the Force into his words as he hefted his staff.
"What...get...what off of, what?" The Nautolan stared at him, his black, unblinking eyes going a bit unfocused. He shook his head and tried to fight off the influence, feeling his control return as the Ryn closed in. "Hey, back off!" he shouted, raising the blaster with a shaking hand.
"Gotta get them snakes off of ya, mate, stay calm, eh? Do nae want 'em ta bite, yeah?"
"What snakes you lunatic!?"
"Shh, shh," mimed the drugged up, drunken Kordath, who had a moment of dizziness. All the excitement and adrenaline, he figured, leaning his body on his staff and sticking a hand in his pocket. Maybe he had something hidden away to help with this. A whistle to charm the blasted things, or a snack, he could go for a snack right about now, yeah.
Tebbo watched in morbid fascination as the short, hairy man before him started tossing items from his pockets. A set of brass knuckles, a few playing cards here and there, one turning face up as it hit the deck revealing the face of the Idiot. He almost panicked when a cylindrical grenade went rolling across the floor before noting the pin was still in place. The little man was grumbling to himself, and the crowd had grown oddly quiet as well as if waiting to see what would happen next. A glance towards them showed an audience leaning forward in rapt attention. When he looked back he saw Bleu sigh in frustration, his hand coming out balled into a fist, though loose, as if holding something.
"Bugger it! Got nothin' ta help with snakes, mate," shouted the Ryn, sounding despondent as he tossed the collection of pocket leavings from his coat, like fine sand, into the air. A strangled cry brought his attention back to the tall Nautolan, who was clutching at his face after the pocket sand was flung into his lidless eyes. "Oh no! They bit ya!? Oh bugger, stand still!"
Kordath took a step back from the medic, who'd fallen to his knees and begun rubbing vigorously at his eyes. He lined up his staff on the writhing mass of snakes that seemed to have nested on the back of the Nautolan’s skull, taking a deep breath as he reared back with the weapon. Unactivated as it was, the electro staff was more of a club anyways, the perfect thing, Bleu figured, to whack a few snakes before they could do more harm.
The heavy end of the staff came down with a sickening crunch, causing several of the vipers to go limp, and he followed it up with several more strikes as the crowd got louder and louder. When he saw none moving anymore, the Ryn took a step back and fell promptly on his arse, the booze, drugs, and adrenaline having taken their toll. Still, the audience went nuts.
"People must really hate bleedin' snakes," he mumbled, glancing over at his bottle, so close yet so far away as darkness closed in. The Ryn blinked and reached for it, noticing anew the wound in his arm. "Oh no," he whispered, "they got me."
He passed out on the deck, much to the delight of the crowd of pirates watching, hand inches away from his precious whiskey. As the darkness took him, he thought it spoke one more time.
"Wanker."