“—Get. Out. Of. My. Head!” Alara screamed.
“What? Oh, that, right. Look, would you quit your hollering? I’m trying to help you, but if you keep raging out over every single nice image I try and bring to your mind to soothe you, I’m not going to be able to keep you still long enough to try and heal your leg at all!” Wyn snapped back.
“You just karking shot me, why would you be trying to heal me?!” Deathbane growled.
“It was an accident, honest,” Wyn replied defensively. “I’m used to Dark Jedi always dodging my shots, so I honestly didn’t expect to actually hit you. Not that I’m a bad shot, but—”
“You’re such a...ugh...pigheaded nerfherder,” Alara groaned as she gripped at her ankle, desperately trying to apply pressure to any other part of her leg that wasn’t her seared calf.
“Hey, my head doesn’t look like a pig.” Wyn frowned. “But, alright, look, I can’t really fix it, but I can help trick your mind into relax—”
“No! No more mind games, Wyn! Get away from me!” Alara grimaced.
“Oh, for the love of...I am not the best at healing, so you’re going to have to work with me here,” Wyn sighed in exasperation.
“Boo! What kind’a man brings a gun to a fist fight?” a voice interrupted from overhead.
“A smart one, but thanks for the assist, buddy,” Wyn yelled up at the spectators. In response, one of them threw something clunky and metallic at the Adept’s head. Wyn ducked the haphazard projectile.
“I ain't your buddy, you long-haired weirdo,” the crewman drawled.
“You’re just jealous, and I ain't your buddy, friend,” Wyn countered.
“Hey, he ain't your friend, guy,” a second crewman butted in.
The lone blaster pistol still in Wyndell’s hand lifted it's nose and barked twice. Two cerulean bolts of energy hammered into the plated floor of the elevated catwalks. “How’s that for friends?” Wyn asked wryly.
“Did he just shoot at us, Chett?” the first onlooker turned to the second incredulously.
“He did! The little yeller-bellied frang-lover!” the second man growled.
“Yeah well, why don’t you come say that to my face!” Wyn retorted.
“Wyn, what are you doing?!” Alara hissed. “You’re making them angry.”
“Trust me, I got this. Just wait for it.”
Wyn watched as the crewman pushed away from the ledge. The sound of heavy boots clattering away echoed throughout the hangar. Checking the barrels of his blaster pistols, the Adept started to hum as he tapped his foot to a beat he made up on the spot.
The sealed door to the hangar bay slid open as the two crewman stomped in, both gripping some kind of highly illegal blaster carbine. A third man—a scrawny looking blue Rodian wearing a mechanic’s smock—tapped a sequence of keys on his datapad to drop the yellow energy fence that had kept Alara and Wyndell trapped.
“Ah, thanks buddy,” Wyn said as he drew his second blaster pistol with practiced ease.
“We aint your buddy, gu—”
Dexter and Doakes—Wyn’s twin LL-30’s—sang a screeching symphony as he depressed the hair triggers and expertly landed each of his shots. The two crewman grunted and cried out as they fell to the ground with faint wisps of smoke trailing from their fatal wounds. The Rodian looked at his fallen comrades in horror and turned to run.
Wyn lined up a shot, but didn’t pull the trigger. Instead, he glanced over his shoulder at Alara and flashed a grin. “Okay, we should be good for now, and I got the door open. There is probably a bathroom or something, I hope, where we can try and find a stall and—”
“—Wyn!” Alara tried to slap him with her voice and almost succeeded.
“What? No, it’s not what you’re thinking! Get your head out of the gutter, Deathbane. I need to be able to focus if I’m going to heal that wound, so let me just pick you up and—”
“No, get away from me!” Alara winced as she ignited one of her sabers and held it defensively in front of her body.
Wyn held his blasters out to the sides, trying to look harmless, but snapped them back into a ready position as an alarm klaxon started to blare.
“Well, that certainly complicates things,” the Adept murmured.