An easy, simple karking mission is what he'd signed on for. The Ryn had used his Quaestor position to help swing the locale he'd be investigating. It was a quiet world, uninhabited and peaceful. It was supposed to be a shot in the dark that he'd even find info on the missing Grandmaster, and he'd been fine with that. He had viewed it more as a vacation.
Until the blaster fire and karking lightning had begun raining down on him from above while he'd been walking one of the paths. Bleu didn't have a clue who the crazy schutta was, having only gotten near enough to catch redhair, usually a plus in his mind, and a pair of symbols he recognized. A cloak with Plagueis’s heraldry upon it and markings that suggested this one was a loyalist to the Iron Throne. Both of these far outweighed anything else the crazy broad had going for her, he felt, not to mention the shooting at him.
An easy, relaxin’ stroll in the tropics, was that too much ta bleedin’ ask for!?
Apparently so, answered the universe when his assailant, seemingly tired of trying to hit his nimble form at range, stopped firing. The telltale sound of a saber igniting caused him to sigh and dig into his pocket for a small baggy. When she came at him with a spinning staff, hissing and leaving burnt, gouged earth behind it, he threw it at her while backpedaling. The dust scattered towards her, the fine granules irritating and blurring her vision--he hoped, anyways.
“Bugger off! Karkin’ up me vacation, woman, whatdya want!?”
“Your pelt if you keep that up,” came the snarling reply
Kord gauged the downslope of the path, working over the angle in his mind and debating how fast he could slide down versus the pain it would would cause him.
Just get back to the ship, be home free, yeah, Bleu? Yeah, sounds great.
“Ya know, I think I'll just be goin’, eh? Not much ta see here anyway, just ya know, water, rocks, some grass…’ he trailed off as he began to scuttle away. Behind him the woman was running fiercely at her eyes and cursing.
Kordath was brought up short as the path was blocked by a small, round astromech unit, twittering at him in a threatening manner.
“Got no time fer this, mate, move it or lose it, eh?”
The droid advanced, one of its compartments opening. Bleu didn't wait to see what the metal ball had inside that could threaten him, instead lining up his shot and gathering the Force to his leg. He reared back, hearing his would-be assassin start moving behind him once more, and lashed out with a booted foot. The kick connected, caused the BB unit to screech as it sailed down the path, hitting the edge of the switch-back and going right over it, the sound of metal bouncing on rock echoing throughout the island.
“BB-3!? You...you monster! I'll have your tail for this too!”
The Arconan didn't bother looking back at the screaming woman, instead running as quickly as he could towards the edge of the path, trusting his feet and the Force, to keep his skin intact.
Missed the period at the end.
rubbing at her eyes?
...Kick the baby? Savage.