I was expecting trouble with the Inquisitorius, but ultimately everything was pretty unEvantful.

*Inside of a restaraunt*

Customer: "Um, waiter excuse me."

Waiter: "Yes sir, what can I help you with?"

Customer: "There seems to be a scavenger in my soup."

Waiter: "Well what a Rey of sunshine that is."

Customer: "Do you think this is a joke?"

Waiter: "No, I don't. Your next course comes from Jakku, the Dessert planet."

Customer: "That's it, I'm done here."

Waiter: "Sir, but you've only finished One half portion!"

May your dark Sith shine forth.
Best party favor ever; A red Han Solo cup

Revenge of the Fifth burritos... that's a feeling I've not felt since...

Leia? I hardly even know her.

The fourth is my ally and a powerful ally it is. (may 4th)
Once again the fifth will rule the galaxy (may 5th)

Here is an old one I used to use: Can't let Qui Gons be Qui Gons, cause Qui Gon is gone?

FROM A NEW HOPE

BEN KENOBI: I think we better get indoors. The hemorrhoids are easily startled
but they will soon be back and in greater numbers.

Brimstone is the Bluest Smurf Around

"That will do pig, that will do." David Cameron's bedroom talk at Uni.

Yo-da Man!
Did you know that the underworld has it's own version of American Idol? It's called Death Star.
Oh is it popular?
It's blown away the entire world with it's popularity.
I bet they have a problem with the audience though.
Oh why?
The laugh track is killer.
So what you're saying is that it's like millions of voices screaming out that are suddenyl silenced.
Ouch that one was Forced.