Never call Teylas Teytey.
Doing so would be cray cray.
But if you insist
on doing this
He'll punt you in the vajayjay.

A slave boy took his pod for a spin,
Then knocked up the queen with twins.
He sliced up some kids,
got some black-leather digs.
And left the order, to Obi's chagrin!

There once was a time now yonder
Where Clan Plagueis did yet but wander
But Teylas did plan,
And once the Jedi had ran,
Blue Laren had placed a transponder.

Darth Pravus was a scary old Sith.
Some believed him mere myth.
But the odor he bore
Proved him more than just lore
And could wipe out an army forthwith.

There was once a hutt named Jist
Who had a thing for a playlist,
he liked to sing,
even if it did ring,
like the sound of a little miss priss

As Malice was walking her pet
She found that the cat was dead set
She followed her sight
and saw up to the right
was a rat that was in a cold sweat

There was once a boy farmer named Luke
Who knew his life was a fluke
But then one day
His family was set ablaze
Then he trained to be a Jedi, what a hoot.

There once was a Knight of Ren
Who once was a Solo named Ben
Now Kylo Ren had a saber
Which three blades he enabled
And stuck it right into his Dad

In memory of the Battle of Hoth:

We had forgotten our sleds and skis
Faster we ran as not to freeze
The base was stormed
The troops were warmed
So no parts would stick to our knees

The slaves of Plagueis are many
But they hardly make our Clan a penny.
Before the slave ship can fill
Selika swoops in for the kill
And then Telyas is left with hardly any.

Brimstone is a blue skinned freak
His uniform is always sleek
But What bugs him the most
Is the fact that a ghost
Got off with a slap to the cheek

We took the hill that day, Warrior Selika Roh di Plagia Wrath of the Dreadlord Proconsul of Plagueis at the lead,
cleansing the world of Jedi, we wished were dead,
"Wipe them out, all of them," she spake,
Burn them all like a hated Jar-Jar at the stake,
The view a few steps behind her was good enough for me.

Selika Roh did enjoy studying lore
But there was something else she loved more
She said "Look at all these
innocent NPCs
I shall slaughter them with blood and gore.

Proud Knight Abadeer ran to his ride
He was being chased, and needed to hide
He just closed the door
Right only before
He fell on his face because he had died