Competition: You're Mad I Tell Ya! (Star Wars Mad Libs #1)

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You're Mad I Tell Ya! (Star Wars Mad Libs #1)

You're in the back of a freighter on a long trip the other side of the galaxy. You're tired of playing Dejarik and your cabin is useless for sleeping comfortably... fortunately you loaded a bunch of mad libs onto your datapad before you took off!

Here's how mad libs work: You are given a prompt such as "adjective" or "verb" and you must provide the requested type of word. After completing the list, you put them into a pre-built story or paragraph and read the hilarious result!

This competition will be graded on who produces the most hilarious/creative mad lib story. Judgement will be made between Knight Aul Celsus, Battlemaster Ophelia Delacroix and Mystic Tasha'Vel Versea. All participating mad libs will be posted to the General Discussion section of Discourse after the competition is completed.

This is a low-effort competition and so the rewards are scaled down one tier, but participation can still scale the awards back up.

Competition Information

Organized by: Aul Celsus, Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow, Tasha'Vel Versea
Running time: 2016-05-23 until 2016-06-05 (14 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 30 subscribers, of which 25 have participated.

Results

1st place

Dr. Rhylance

Member: Dr. Rhylance
Textual submission: *Adjective:Ghastly *Adjective:Glittery *Noun:Count Chocula *Noun:Eminem *Adjective:Crispy *Adjective:Crotchety *Adjective:Rambunctious *Verb:Plowing *Adjective:Mo-rouse *Body Part:Uvula *Body Part:Mastoid *Adjective:Loud *Adjective:Serene *Object:Paint Brush
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade

Member: Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade
Textual submission: *Adjective: Fat
*Adjective: gloomy
*Noun: boyfriend
*Noun: sheep
*Adjective: impressive
*Adjective: putrid
*Adjective: edible
*Verb: breed
*Adjective: sizzling
*Body Part: feet
*Body Part: neck
*Adjective: vivid
*Adjective: delicious
*Object: Banana
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Ryan Hawkins

Member: Ryan Hawkins
Textual submission: *Adjective: porpoise-like
*Adjective: sanguine
*Noun: three-toed sloth
*Noun: ghost
*Adjective: torus-shaped
*Adjective: melancholy
*Adjective: angst-ridden
*Verb: encompass
*Adjective: frosty
*Body Part: weenis
*Body Part: ear-lobe
*Adjective: defenestrated
*Adjective: libidinous
*Object: fountain pen
Placement: 3rd place

Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter

Member

Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter

Textual submission

Hot
Crazy
Mandalorian
Man
Fast
Stunning
Silly
Fire
handsome
chest
Face
Long
Huge
Chaingun

*Adjective: *Adjective: *Noun: *Noun: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Verb: *Adjective: *Body Part: *Body Part: *Adjective: *Adjective: *Object:

Placement

No placement

Oric Ral

Member: Oric Ral
Textual submission: *envious: *lackadaisical: *bubble: *baby: *decayed: *vivacious: *mammoth: *overflow: *juicy: *uvula: *lobe: *naughty: *rotten: *postcard:
Placement: No placement

Korroth

Member: Korroth
Textual submission: *Adjective:kriffing *Adjective:asthmatic *Noun:pizzazz *Noun:sail-barge *Adjective:bombad *Adjective:disturbing *Adjective:serendipitous *Verb:yodel *Adjective:slimy *Body Part:lekku *Body Part:wattle *Adjective:flappy *Adjective:undulating *Object:electrobinoculars
Placement: No placement

Darth Renatus

Member

Darth Renatus

Textual submission

Please find below my response to this competition. #11708 - Atra "Xue Long" Ventus

* Adjective: malicious
* Adjective: entrancing
* Noun: Sith
* Noun: Jedi
* Adjective: energetic
* Adjective: submissive
* Adjective: evanescent
* Verb: tickle
* Adjective: sensitive
* Body Part: feet
* Body Part: hips
* Adjective: tyrannical
* Adjective: unyielding
* Object: feather-duster

Placement

No placement

Arsolimese

Member: Arsolimese
Textual submission: *Adjective:Shiney *Adjective:Purple*Noun:House *Noun:Turkey *Adjective:Tiny *Adjective:Flat *Adjective:Nasty *Verb:Running *Adjective:Dark *Body Part:Shin *Body Part:Foreskin *Adjective:Malignant *Adjective:poor *Object:Drinking Straw
Placement: No placement

Xeipha

Member: Xeipha
Textual submission: *Adjective: Slimy
*Adjective: Slippery
*Noun: Lightsaber
*Noun: AT-AT
*Adjective: Hard
*Adjective: Long
*Adjective: Hairy
*Verb: Thrust
*Adjective: Shiny
*Body Part: Lekku
*Body Part: Tongue
*Adjective: Overpowered
*Adjective: Scrawny
*Object: Blaster
Placement: No placement

Aiden Dru

Member: Aiden Dru
Submission: Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Master Bentre Stahoes

Member: Master Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission: 1.golden
2.rigidly
3.lightsaber
4.Twi'lek
5.generous
6.attractive
7.superb
8.gyrate
9.sensual
10.head
11.pinky toe
12.purple
13.powerful
14.beer
Placement: No placement

Aul Celsus

Member: Aul Celsus
Textual submission: Adjective: Slimy
Adjective: Repugnant
Noun: Walrus
Noun: Monkfish
Adjective: Pungent
Adjective: Manic depressive
Adjective: Megalomaniacal
Verb: Eviscerate
Adjective: Plump
Body Part: Gluteus
Body Part: Armpit
Adjective: Furry
Adjective: Bald
Object: Toothbrush
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Hard fast mountain dog
Small scary cold bounce
Tiny ear nose
Gorgeous dark sword
Placement: No placement

Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission: *Adjective:Sang *Adjective:Sang *Noun:Sang *Noun:Sang *Adjective:Sang *Adjective:Rocks *Adjective:You *Verb:Every *Adjective:Night *Body Part:Five *Body Part:Times *Adjective:A *Adjective:Night *Object:Sang
Placement: No placement

Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind

Member: Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind
Textual submission: young, new, lightsaber, spaceport, big, bright, shiny, run, long, nipple, knee, loud, sour, vibroknife
Placement: No placement

Ghost Rulvak Qurroc

Member: Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission: *Adjective: Valid
*Adjective: Valiant
*Noun: Vial
*Noun: Vibraphone
*Adjective: Vast
*Adjective: Valorous
*Adjective: Vacillaing
*Verb: Vie
*Adjective: Valued
*Body Part: Vertebrae
*Body Part: Vulva
*Adjective: Vaporish
*Adjective: Vanilla
*Object: Vessel
Placement: No placement

Colonel Len Iode

Member: Colonel Len Iode
Textual submission: Explosive; saucy; Force; User; bent; rusty; crusty; lick; gangrenous; wenis; leg; brackish; lemony; scalpel
Placement: No placement

Maenaki Delavi'in

Member: Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission: *Adjective: Adorable
*Adjective: Dangerous
*Noun: Savant
*Noun: Force
*Adjective: Powerful
*Adjective: Curious
*Adjective: Cautious
*Verb: Flowing
*Adjective: Majestic
*Body Part: Lekku
*Body Part: Fingertips
*Adjective: Graceful
*Adjective: Atrocious
*Object: Deathdildo/Lightsaber
Placement: No placement

Riverche

Member: Riverche
Submission: Riverche opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Vosiri Lightscrest

Member: Vosiri Lightscrest
Textual submission: *Adjective: Beautiful*Adjective: Edible *Noun: Elephant *Noun: Academy *Adjective: Sleeveless *Adjective: adorable *Adjective: beautiful *Verb: flow *Adjective: nicer *Body Part: arm *Body Part: leg *Adjective: meaningless *Adjective: breakable *Object: box
Placement: No placement

Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow

Member: Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission: Adjective: Today *Adjective:The *Noun: Force *Noun: Monkey *Adjective: is *Adjective: going *Adjective: to *Verb: steal *Adjective: all *Body Part: toe *Body Part: nails *adjective: after *Adjective: escaping *Object: zoo.
Placement: No placement

Marcus Kiriyu

Member: Marcus Kiriyu
Textual submission: *Adjective: Strong
*Adjective: Powerful
*Noun: Galaxy
*Noun: Humans
*Adjective: Encompassing
*Adjective: Protecting
*Adjective: Focused
*Verb: heard
*Adjective: Attacking
*Body Part: Chest
*Body Part: Head
*Adjective: Controlling
*Adjective: Special
*Object: Astrodroid
Placement: No placement

Edgar Drachen

Member: Edgar Drachen
Textual submission: Big - Red - Jedi - cat - small - quick - slippery - Running - big - Feet - nose - foul - Blue - rock
Placement: No placement

Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: *Adjective: Sinister ,*Adjective: Hilarious,*Noun: Sith,*Noun: Droid,*Adjective: Cocky,*Adjective: Zippy,*Adjective: Metal,*Verb: Meditate,*Adjective: Jumping,*Body Part: Eye,*Body Part: Elbow,*Adjective: Cocky,*Adjective: Fluffy,*Object: Lightsaber.
Placement: No placement

Akaarn Tayl'cor

Member: Akaarn Tayl'cor
Textual submission: *gruntled: *vexed: *battery: *valium: *dirty: *frenetic: *hyper: *swallowed: *manic: *jugular: *frenulum: *sanguine: *gloomy: *pencil:
Placement: No placement