"Only one beverage per person from the Tron cooler. Michael, that means you too."

"So, uh--fellas. *cough* The--um--ladies decided it was time for us to advance our culinary skills. They--uh--made this high-def virtual simulation as a tool for us to learn--er--how to make a sandwich."

Ok... who's been playing Tetris on the mainframe again?

"And for the next two hours, death by power point!"

"Okay gentlemen, welcome to the first lesson of Sex Ed 101. Pay careful attention to the diagram on the screen. This here is where you will insert..."

And that's where Brae touched me

"Before Telegram... There was IRC."

"And this is how you properly connect the new CorelliBox 360 with your own personal entertainment centre."

"Does anyone in here know how to use Power Point?"

Old guy closest to the screen: "And if you dumb privates look here, you'll see exactly where to aim next time you lot of bowlcuts disappoint the Twi'lek girls you paid."

Guy with mutton chops to the left: "Goddammit, Carl, we talked about this."

"Lol these graphics are so last-Gen."

"Yes, Luke, this will be easier than winning an argument with your wife."

'The target is only two meters across...'
'Your mom's two meters across.'
'Take his keys, that little shit doesn't get to fly today.'
'Flew well enough for your mom last night.'
'Shoot him, too.'

Rebel plumber training: how *not* to make an exhaust port.

And this, gentlemen, displays the precision required to properly stimulate a woman.