Competition: [Tarentum] Caption me!

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[Tarentum] Caption me!

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form. The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Caption me

Competition Information
Organized by
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time
2016-06-16 until 2016-06-30 (15 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
1st place
Jak Allin
Member
Jak Allin
Textual submission

When Daisy Ridley's wardrobe malfunctioned...

Placement
1st place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Hey Macarena!... Damn Finn, keep up!

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Tebbo Jensen
Member
Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

The three stages of "Did I leave the stove on?"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Han: Officer that weed is for my glaucoma.

Chewie: *mellow growl* (That weed is good shit...)

Finn: It is because I am black, isn't it?

Placement
4th place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Finn: "Who?"
Han: "What?"
Chewie: "Yup!"

Placement
5th place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Han says to Finn, "Kid, you drew the short straw. You think of a plan to get us out of here this time."

Placement
6th place
7th place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Hands up Jedi scum!

Placement
7th place