1) "I bent my Wookiee!" --Ralph Wiggum
2) All the power in the Galaxy and Palpatine still can't stop an emo teen child from blowing up his big space station. Twice.
3) Why is Jar Jar Binks still alive? Seriously? He's actually USEFUL in Clone Wars, this shouldn't be happening at all
4) Rebels accidentally making an entire MMO still canon in its season 2 finale.
5) Does that make Luke Skywalker a Disney princess too?

1. Droids must be sassy. No exceptions.
2. Like backwards talking, fans do.
3. Lightsaber noises are important. Extra points to people who do them.
4. Star Wars has two Disney Princesses and they're related.
5. Wanting more of that delicious bromance.

1. It's a TRAP memes
2. LARPing battles between Jedi and Sith
3. The 501st Legion
4. Loving the movies, even though we all know that the prequel sucks
5. Buying useless merchandising toys that only SW fans will even consider buying

0._Spending hours debating whether or not a lightsaber could be used as a boomerang
0._Ending friendships over whether or not Han shot first
0._Looking at a small child and thinking "they'd make a good Ewok"
0._Thinking of sand people when someone brings up the ["one set of footprints" proverb](http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/userquotes/w/when_you_only_saw-78571.jpg)
0._ Lively discussions about how various alien lifeforms - Barabels, Neti, Hutts - all bang

Pretending you open automatic doors with the Force
Shouting "It's working, ITS WORKING!" when you've coded something and it actually works.
Replying with "I know" when somebody says "I love you"
In the wrong order, I talk sometimes.
Hating Jar Jar Binks

What is a stormtroopers favorite show?
Game of Clones.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.

Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
At the Darth Maul, of course.

Have you tried the gluten-free wookiee treats?
I heard they are a little Chewy.

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies

1.) Star Wars the Force Awakens: the movie was almost a reflection of A New Hope.
2.) Star Wars the Force Awakens: According to the comics there were other children by Han and Leia. Ben was never Han and Leia's son. He was Luke and Mara Jades'. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Young_Jedi_Knights
3.) Timothy Zahn creator of the new franchise for Star Wars. Also a well-known acquaintance of mine. Expected to be the next George Lucas who created the world after Star Wars.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Heir_to_the_Empire
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Force_Rising
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Command
4.) Chiss species were created by Timothy Zahn and the Thrawn Trilogy above.
5.) Kylo Ren or Ben was based off several different characters in the Young Jedi novels as well as a mix of Kyp Durron. Kyp Durron had his own super weapon.. A ship called the Sun Crusher.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sun_Crusher
The Sun Crusher was a nearly indestructible craft that was no larger than a starfighter, but was capable of unleashing destruction on a magnitude that dwarfed even the Death Star's capabilities. Unlike the Death Star, which destroyed individual planets, the Sun Crusher could destroy an entire star system by causing its target star to turn into a supernova.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kyp_Durron

1. Hating the creator of your favourite franchise.
2. Hating characters created by the creator of your favourite franchise.
3. Hating the actor playing your favourite character of your favourite franchise.
4. Hating the OTHER actor playing the same favourite character of your favourite franchise.
5. Still standing in line for 24+ hours to watch Episode III anyway.

5. Wedge Antilles is the man! Only guy to survive BOTH Death Star runs.

4. Being part of Luke's family is lethal. Just ask his Mother, Father, Uncle Owen, Aunt Veru, and Brother-In-Law.

3. When George Lucas rolled the d20 sheets on Storm Troopers, he forgot to put any points in 'Aim'.

2. Despite being part of the Empire... we all wanted to own a Super Star Destroyer after seeing the Executor in Episode V

1. These are never the droids you are looking for.

1. It's a trap!
2. But I was going to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
3. The actual classification of the Executor - An Executor-class Star Dreadnought.
4. Pizza the Hut was based on Jabba the Hutt.
5. Darth Vader's TIE Fighter was the TIE Advanced X1

1.) The Force is in everything
2.) E.T and Gandalf were both Jedi
3.) Harrison Fords finger pointing is legendary but became his trademark in Star Wars - http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4237/15/16x9/960.jpg
4.) George Lucas is a dirty dirty money grubbing whore who ruins everything
5.) Lucas Arts needs to make a better game

1. Why we get mad when someone says they know Star Wars, and then they say "Live Long & Prosper".
2. I appreciate when my friend confirms something with me rather than say "Roger that", he says "Roger, Roger".
3. Guns don't kill people. Well, at least not when stormtroopers are holding them.
4. Anytime I say "Good, good..." it's inevitably always in General Palpatine's voice.
5. There's a sale at the Maul... everything is HALF OFF. Bahaha... Oh jeez.

1. Gyroscopic effect - the struggle is real.
2. Midi-what now? I haven't heard of those before, no shush- lalalalala!
3. Han shot first!
4. It's a tarp!
5. Jar-Jar Stinks

1. What it looks like when two Death stars are paired together.
2. Many Bothans died for this.
3. The awing capabilities of a Stormtrooper to miss.
4. Avatar aliens are mutant Twi'leks.
5. And for gods sakes! Let the Wookie win!

1) JarJar Binks is the worst character in the franchise

2) Anakin is a whiny little bitch

3) The appearance of Luke at the end of TFA saved the film

4) Kylo Ren isn't as emo as he appears to be

5) It doesn't pay to be a good guy... there is always another Empire/Order/Separatists

1. Barabel Toothbrush with razor-angles -- To get those hard to reach spots

2. Lightsaber Flashlight -- For non-force users to pretend they are Jedi. Sound effects not included.

3. Lizard Repllent -- How else do you protect your home against angry Agrona's?

4. Wampa-Furr Slippers - For those cold nights

5. High Ground Calculator -- Let's you know how Hax your skills are, and if you'll win a duel.

Derogatory Terms such as Bantha Poodo and Nerfhearder

Slang Pilot words such as Eyeball, Deuce and Impstar

The Sith (There not just evil Jedi, there much more complicated)

Wookies....though few of us fans can understand them

The Truth behind the Kessel Run

1. Lightsabers can melt steel beams.
2. The droid is always more useful then the soldiers.
3. Wookiee hairballs.
4. Prosthetics are cheap.
5. Red lasers means good guys, red laserSWORDS mean bad guys, keep in mind, do not mix up.