Competition: [Tarentum] Haiku this: Unexpected Company

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[Tarentum] Haiku this: Unexpected Company

A haiku in English is a very short poem in the English language, following to a greater or lesser extent the form and style of the Japanese haiku. A typical haiku is a three-line observation about a fleeting moment involving nature. Write your own haiku on the moment your DB character is caught by unexpected company. How doe he/she react? Here are some good funny haiku examples.

Grading will be based 50% on respecting the haiku form and 50% on humor. Have fun!

Competition Information
Organized by
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Running time
2016-08-01 until 2016-08-15 (15 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
4 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
Member
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission

The door alarm rings
Oh, no! I'm in the 'fresher!
Better grab some pants

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Tebbo Jensen
Member
Tebbo Jensen
Textual submission

Unexpected enemies surround me
I look for soft spots
A field medic isn't to be underestimated

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Sala Fe
Member
Sala Fe
Textual submission

Time for a message
Zero one one zero zero one one
Zero zero one one zero

Placement
3rd place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

This morning I ate
breakfast as usual. Then
I tasted... spider.

Placement
4th place