Competition: [Tarentum] Caption it!

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[Tarentum] Caption it!

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2016-09-12 until 2016-09-19 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
9 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.
Results
1st place
Sala Fe
Member
Sala Fe
Textual submission

"Woo! I've never seen one that red, that's definitely infected."

Placement
1st place
Member
Fadas Dealan-De
Textual submission

Mace: Just try to come at me bro.

Sidious: Stop moving!

Placement
2nd place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Mace Windu - "Stop! Hammer Time!"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Textual submission

Come at me bro!

Placement
4th place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

You want some of this, huh?!

Placement
4th place
Member
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Sidious: "Take back what you said!"

Mace: "It's not my fault your mother is fat!"

Sidious: "I foresee a disarmed applaud in your future."

Placement
5th place
5th place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

You can't arrest me, I'm Darth Sidious!

Placement
5th place
Member
Ossk
Textual submission

“Well, you said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake.”
*“…I take it back!”*

Placement
No placement
Member
Xenna Azara
Submission
Xenna Azara opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement