1. Guns are warned it's dangerous to play with Pravus
2. We're all not extinct, only because Pravus allows it
3. Pravus doesn't sleep, he waits.
4. Pravus counted to infinity - twice
5. Praus doesn't get frostbite, he bites frost.

* Pravus enjoys tender moments with his AT-ATs
* Pravus uses Force Lighting to heat his coffee in the morning
* Pravus executive produced the entire "Verpine Gone Wild" series

Darth Pravus loves to sing in the shower.
Darth Pravus only eats foods that are blue.
Darth Pravus can feel the Force, but not his nose.
Whenever Darth Pravus smiles, a mynock gets its wings.
Darth Pravus hates when the toilet paper roll is upside-down.
Pravus considered having Mav killed over upside-down toilet paper rolls.
He hasn't yet because Mav makes *the best* blue milkshakes.
Pravus' staff has been dyeing his potatoes blue for years.
Pravus' bedroom has an air freshener that smells like cookies.
Darth Pravus has never eaten a cookie.
Talking to Halc, Pravus can't look away from the hair.
Pravus' favorite dream is the one where he's an ewok.

Pravus is great at multi-tasking. He can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

The Grand Master doesn't put people down; he lifts them up and slams them down for max damage.

Darth Pravus once told Lord Ashen he wasn't fat... just easier to see.

The GM named his hard drive 'dat ass' so once a month he can 'back dat ass up'

Pravus once told a Consul, "If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ"

Grand Master was put on the heart transplant list after the Purge; apparently his has never been used.

* There is beauty in being vulnerable, he is real ugly.

* There is kindness in a smile, he does only grin.

* He sees everything, including a porn every now and then.

* He knows everything, except for who took that last cookie.

* He smells everything, no... he just really smells.

* He's just as special as his mommy told him he is.

* He can do anything, if he asks for help.

* He's being looked up to by all small species.

1) Pravus is weaning us off darkity sable dark black. Slowly.
2) Pravus dresses in white because he’s a lightie.
3) Ergo, he’s the GM Odan-Urr wants, not what they deserve. Yet.
4) He once murdered an entire orphanage. Did it for laughs.

Pravus has a toliet in his throne cos he's lazy
his favourite game is holopad snake

1. His name is Pravus.
2. He is the Dark Jedi Brotherhood's Grand Master.
3. He is the Dark Lord of the Sith.
4. He is the Third Hero of Horizons.
5. He is a human.
6. He is right-handed.
7. He is highly decorated.
8. He is a murderer.
9. He is slightly insane.
10. He is a death pony. See: http://orig09.deviantart.net/aa44/f/2012/125/a/4/midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png

Pravus could eat soup with chopsticks

Pravus is
A tyrant
A bastard
A ruthless phsyco
A murderer
An oppressor
An opritunist
Public enemy numbed 1
The Star Wars Donald Trump
The unholy offspring of Darkness and Death itself

1. Possibly has Jedi envy. He just wants to be loved.
2. Off his bloody rocker.
3. Stupidly powerful.
4. Will kill all of us
5. We probably had it coming

Graffiti : Pravus was also 'ere, but he stinks!