Competition: Aftermath: Pravus Tweets (Parody)

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Aftermath: Pravus Tweets (Parody)

Pravus tweets about the final battle, watching from his cushy throne on Arx. What does he tweet? As many entries as you like, but all in one submission. Individual tweets must be 140 characters or less. Grading will be by all three Clan Consuls, based on creativity and humor.

As with all events of Aftermath, the event states "Entire DJB," but is only open to Arcona, Plagueis and Tarentum.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: Aftermath: A Threeway Event
Organized by: Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir, Teylas Ramar, Frosty Romanae Tarentae, Grand Master Declan Roark
Running time: 2016-10-24 until 2016-10-30 (7 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 16 subscribers, of which 14 have participated.

Results

1st place

Darth Renatus

Member

Darth Renatus

Textual submission

@GMPravus: Pfft. These #SJW posers stirring up trouble. Come at me! #Undesirables #KillEmAll #MakeTheDBGreatAgain #WhiteAfterLaborDay

@GMPravus: Going to build a wall, okay. Not to keep em out, but to trap em. Better to dump the napalm. #ScorchedAntei #Aftermath #SabersOutForHarambe

@GMPravus: So much swag up in here! @Tarentum think they got it, @Plagueis wish they had it, @Arcona better rep it! #InfiniteSwag #DealWithIt #BestGM

Placement

1st place

2nd place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Submission: The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Braecen Kaeth

Member

Braecen Kaeth

Textual submission

Took the "Which Disney Villain Are You?" quiz and got Gaston #FML #KillTheBeast

I don't understand how people fly off the handle about the smallest thi-HEY, YOU! NO! DARTH VADER DID NOT HAVE A GREEN SABER #ToldHim #DLotS_Things

Great Jedi Wars are an expensive way to make an entire group of people slowly like you less and less #JustSayNo #GJW #NotInMyHouse

"Welcome to the Jungle!" Insurrectionists. "We've got fun and games!" Lord Nix and Inquisitors. "You're gonna die!" No, for real, you will die. #ItsOkayInA3way

Placement

3rd place

4th place

Ernordeth Puer-Irae

Member: Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Textual submission: #sorrynotsorry
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Fist Uji Tameike

Member: Fist Uji Tameike
Textual submission: #GetRektARCPLATar
#OhDamnTheyBlewupmytoys
#Gonnamakeempay
#Didtheyjustcrash?
Placement: 5th place

6th place

Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission: Darth Pravus @Pravus
Watching the game on the holo-tube. Switching to the pathetic battle during commercial breaks. #SillyResistance #GoFrogdogs #Popcorn2salty
Placement: 6th place

7th place

Jon Tin'Kodak

Member: Jon Tin'Kodak
Textual submission: He would tweet "Hey, did you say that battle. It was crazy, and i can't believe who won. It was such a great battle to watch, and i hope there are more to come!!!!"
Placement: 7th place

8th place

Remurr Hijaa

Member: Remurr Hijaa
Submission: Remurr Hijaa opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 8th place

9th place

Ghost Rulvak Qurroc

Member: Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission: 0300hrs:
They've won a game of Mad Libs. This is treason. I'll slaughter them all.
#treason #revenge #imgonnawinanyways #gitgud #TeamPravus
Placement: 9th place

10th place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Textual submission

#JustAnts "Look at all the creatures, dancing on my lawn."

#TheyStoodUpForLove "They spend all of their lives, going out of their minds."

#IMABitch "And then they die."

Placement

10th place

Vanessa Rhode

Member: Vanessa Rhode
Textual submission: #FORTHEGLORYOFTHEEMPIRE!
Placement: No placement

Envoy Taranae Rhode

Member

Envoy Taranae Rhode

Textual submission

Lots of slaying going on below. #allgonnadie

Hmm some getting close now. My minions will see it through! #forthehorde!

At the gates? What are they playing at? #ohshitforgottoboltthedoors

Placement

No placement

Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna

Member

Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna

Textual submission

'Ha! The kiddies are lining up their toys. Like a bunch of durasteel models could handle even compare to my high credit collection!'

'Aww, how cute. The P-A-T crew are dancing around. Their feeble attempts at lunges amuse me.'

Placement

No placement

Abadeer Taasii

Member

Abadeer Taasii

Textual submission

#Idiotsbedying lol can’t even be bothered to move

#@$%&*@beingtaughtalesson Iron Legion can’t be stopped

This is a call out to all my boys down on Aliso! Keep it up guys! IL all the way

Placement

No placement

Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona

Member: Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona
Submission: Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement