These days there is a pretty popular card game known as Cards Against Humanity. In short, the game involves matching often strange and often suggestive "answers" to equally strange question cards. You can find the gist of the game here and some samples of the types of answers here. While it might be enjoyable to play a game, this event is going to work a bit differently.

I have prepared a series of "black cards", some based on actual CAH cards, some I just made the heck up. Your job is to come up with the best possible "white card" that you can come up with. Much like the black cards it can be one based on an actual CAH card, or one you just made the heck up. Now, to keep this fully in the spirit of how an actual game of CAH is played, I want the judging to be blind. So, I have figured out a way to keep this as true to CAH as possible. Here's how it's going to work.

• Once you subscribe you will be linked to a google form with the "cards"
• The form will ask you for a "code name", please enter a unique identifier that doesn't contain any part of your DJB user name, real name, DJB pin, etc.
• Submit answers to the form using an answer only once.
• In the site submission field, enter your code name and only your code name so I can unblind things at the end and get awards out.

Judging, much like in CAH, will be based on whatever the judge finds to be the best and most amusing answer. Since this is only a 5 card "game", I will be using an optional scoring format where the best answer will get 3 "awesome points, second 2, and 3rd 1. Most "awesome points" wins.