**LPA NN-14**

Rating: 5/5 Stars

"Everything a girl needs."

The LPA NN-14 is a must-have for any self-respecting pilot or holojournalist who doesn't want to look like a total fashion disaster. With its sleek design, chrome finish and comfortable grip, the LPA NN-14 is guaranteed to not clash with most outfits that have been washed in the last decade (I'm looking at you, smugglers.) It fits in most holsters and has enough room on the side to bear the design of your choosing, but is a bit heavier than most. That being said, its chrome finish makes it ideal for those needing to fix their makeup after a cantina scuffle or tight race before appearing in front of the holocameras. The side is flat enough to reapply eyeshadow evenly, making it every girl's favourite blaster.

This review was written by the Daegella Sisters (Sponsored by LPA.)

**TT-8L/Y7**

Rating: 3/5 Stars

"Bit creepy, but great for ship security."

Purchased one of these off a droid reseller after finding a Jawa trying to scuttle parts off my VCX-100 Light Freighter. Excellent for protecting the starship from would-be saboteurs, but otherwise it is a bit unsettling. First of all, it's watching. Always watching. Could the designers not have made it look like an *actual* eye that follows you around the hangar? Second, I still haven't found out who keeps placing it around the ship. I suspect Ysera had something to do with it, but I can't be sure the mechanic crew or Morgan B. Sorenn's aren't in on it, somehow. Almost knocked my head against it when getting up from my bunk. Later, found it in the 'fresher. Needless to say, it isn't resistant to blaster bolts.

**D-93 Incinerator**

Rating: 1/5 Stars

"Storing conflagrine-14 on a starship? Worst. Idea. Ever."

This review comes after needing a recoat of the cargo bay due to scorching throughout. As it turns out, the fuel tanks filled with conflagrine-14 didn't fare well under changes in pressure. At least the stuff burns like it should. Had to vent the atmosphere mid-flight to keep the fire from spreading. Makes for interesting landing zones, but sticks to everything. Lost a lot of good autographs to that.

##### Product 1 (Blaster Pistol)

**The LPA NN-14**

(1/5 Stars) [* ]

> "This is an ugly design, even for a blaster. The lack of symmetry offends me. I guess in a pinch it could be used as a bludgeon, what with the blocky construction. I usually group most Blaster pistols together into the same category, but this one is a bit heavy for my tastes and awkward to handle. I'll stick with my knives.
>
>-Marick Tyris

##### Product 2 (Droid)

**The TT-8L/Y7**

(4/5 Stars) [**** ]

> From a pure design standpoint, these "tattletale" droids serve their function efficiently. The ability to view the holofeed from my comm is incredibly convenient for monitoring security. Having gotten to work with them, however, I know just how easily they can be circumnavigated when infiltrating a base. I guess I shouldn't really fault the product for having an exploitable weakness that only a select percentage of the galaxy could capitalize on. But I will, so 4-stars it is.
>
> - Marick Tyris

##### Product 3 (Flamethrower)

**The D-93 Incinerator**

(2/5 Stars) [** ]

> I'll never really understand people's fascination with flamethrowers as a weapon of choice. They are incredibly niche, and I suppose efficient in flushing out a bunker or tight encampment or trench. I guess they are also good for burning down thatched roof cottages, but really, is that even necessary? Seems like a waste of fuel. Fire is primal by nature and has a cleansing element to it, but I feel like there are too many ways for its use to go wrong and backfire. The gas tank is also pretty much a giant red bullseye for any marksman to target. Major liability. Most people using this product will probably forgo any thought into thermodynamics, or basic physics, and be surprised when the gout of flame sucks up the oxygen in a closed room and causes the operator to get lightheaded or faint.
>
> To be fair, there are ample warnings on the product's boxing labels. So, there is that, I guess. And it does pretty much work as advertised in terms of spewing fire from a nozzle attached to a fuel pack.
>
> -Marick Tyris

The following is a text transmission from the datapad of Kelviin the Wookie.
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BLASTER: The LPA NN-14
GUN IS SMOL AND CUTE
MAKES GREAT PEW PEW SOUND
PRETTY LIGHT
TRIGGER HAS NO ROOM FOR FINGER
4 OUT OF 5 STAR

**UPDATE**
STILL 4 OUT OF 5 STAR
TRIED AGAIN
SOLID METAL CONSTRUCTION
WAS ABLE TO HIT CONSOLE UNTIL IT WAS FIXED
VERY HANDY TOOL
(HAND STILL NOT FIT)

DROID: The TT-8L/Y7
ALSO CUTE
MAKES KELVIIN LAUGH
WALLS ARE BETTER WITH LITTLE EYE
CALLS ME KELVIIN THE HUTT
WILL NOT LET FRIENDS VISIT ME
4 OUT OF 5 STAR

**UPDATE**
ATTITUDE NOT GOOD
TOO FRAGILE FOR
INSIDE BITS TOO SHARP
NOT KELVIINS FAULT
1 OUT OF 5 STAR

FLAMETHROWER: The D-93 Incinerator
MAKES PRETTY LIGHTS
FUEL FITS IN FUN SIDE POUCH
ALSO WORKS AS COOL METAL STRAW
HELPED FIND KELVIINS KEYS
KEEPS THEM WARM TOO

WANT TO BRING FROWER HOME TO KASHYYYK
AM AFRAID OF HURTING ALL THE TREES
KELVIIN CAN’T SNEAK WITHOUT TREES
4 OUT OF 5 STAR

--Sent from my Datapad, please excuse any spelling mistakes--

LPA NN-14
*****
Serious ̶R̶o̶d̶e̶n̶t̶ Rodian Control!

Been spending a LOT of time in swamps, recently. Don't ask, but you wouldn't believe what you find in those things! I was blown away by the size of the mosquitos. Antennae and snouts on LEGS! Thankfully, the old ball and chain got us a pair of these NN-14s last Boonta Eve. Still fired after dropping it into that slop. I definitely shot first. Do recommend!

TT-8L/Y7
*
RUINED MY LIFE

how was i supposd to know what a "leku" was? I was just curious! these frakin things are slippery as a greased Dug! lost my job and my marriage is ruined forever, she saw everything. No privacy in teh galaxy anymore! Stay far, far away!!!!!!11

D-93 Incinerator
****

Never can be too careful. Even just a slugthrower is good to have around, but man, THIS is some next level home defense. Guy I bought it from SWORE he nailed something called an "Emperor's Hand" with it. I'm guessing that must be some kind of mosquito or his ex-wife, considering all the bitching. I might have used it on him if he hadn't given me such a great deal! Also great for a quick roast gornt when hungry.

Review: LPA NN-14
Title: An average blaster for an average situation

Rating: 3½ stars

Text: I am used to my old, but reliable E-11 Blaster Rifle, but I decided to give the newer LPA NN-14 a try on the shooting range. As I had expected from the ads, it performed brilliantly at close range, but I decided to try it a little further out, not convinced that it would pass mustard. Its stabilising muzzle allowed it to be fairly accurate at medium range, too, but as I moved further away from my targets, I quickly noticed my accuracy dropping, even with shots that I can easily make with my E-11.

Overall, I'd recommend this blaster only for close-combat situations.