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@BlueDabodeda - We've found a large sinkhole north of the Pinnacle. Exciting. #bored
@BlueDabodeda - I AM CURRENTLY FALLINgfd DOWN SAID SINKHOLE. #goals #wanderlust
@BlueDabodeda - I made it. But all I've learned is that hole is deeper than my life. #deep

This planet is boooring. Gonna need a friend, maybe a rock friend. His name shall be Wilson. #plainplains #castaway #lackingspacebison

Wilson and I found a species of beasties that are like space bison. Well more like space horses. #gospacebroncos #spacebrisbane

Day 17. I think Wilson is trying to kill me. He doesn’t sleep, just watches me… evilly. #betrayal #thoughtwewerefriends #evilrock #metal

#1. Sector 4. Watch where you stand. Many animal herds :(
#2. Try not to swim the river here, it' fast flowing and ends in a AAARRRGGGGHHH!
#3. Nice view from the waterfall plummet here. I am going out. I may be a while.. *screams*

That Pinnacle Though, Stretches Towards The Sky! #CompensatingForSomething?

How Does Plagueis Celebrate A New Home? #FleetFireworks

Where Does Plagueis Lick Its Wounds? #HeyAliso

Can't believe we have this beautiful planet. So excited! #aliso #darklove

Ok settled and found a base and found a room to sleep in. Now what? #bored #HAP

Could the Pinnacle BE any higher? I got my steps in the day I went to the Dread Lord's office. #HoloFitBit #Sore #Hashtag

Exploring Aliso. Found some berries. Ate them. Hope they aren't poisonous. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

I met a dragon. Taught me to fly. We've been throwing eggs at the unicorns below. I think I can taste my spleen...

Turns out there was no dragon. Been rolling around in the mud, throwing rocks for the past few hours. I am a high ranking Sith...

Exploring Aliso. A group of slaves is picketing in the south wing for rights. #slavelivesmatter

I think Plagueis would disapprove of so much dust.

Back. Slaves dead.

And behold the beautiful plains of.. booooring. There’s nothing to see
@Arden and I, just found our new home yo!
#alisoblessed I love Plagueis

Character count - 118

* Seriously, all this jungle and almost no birds? Wtk is up with that? #nothingistweeting

* Well, at least the weather is nice on this planet, I still don't miss Morroth. #KriffThatPlanet

* Good news everyone, Aliso has a beach! #partyatmyplace

@DreadLord #Aliso is barren. No animal life here. How the heck is the Mess section going to Feed the Troops? #NoMoreRationsPleaseUgh!!!!!!!!

Day 51: Still haven't found a dry cleaner anywhere on #Alsio. This Officer's Uniform isn't going to clean itself. I have an Image to Uphold!

@Slagarlp @DreadLord @SWDJB My Apprentice thinks he has found your missing laundry. Soiled heavily. You really have got to learn to wipe.

"Oh man, this exploration mission is awesome! found a tree, and then... I found some bushes." #Wherearetheanimals #mostboringassignment

"Update: ask and you shall receive. Not a critter in sight this whole time, but I did manage to step in crap... Progress." #ecologicalrecoverymyass

"Well, there you have it. I've scouted the area and my best advice for those sent out: watch where you step." #reallylovingbeingslaversnow