Competition: A Pantoran and a Demon walk into a bar...

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A Pantoran and a Demon walk into a bar...

A series of jokes have started cropping up. They all start with A Pantoran and a Demon walking into an establishment. The Demon in question has noticed this and has requested that people submit their best jokes to her for judgement. The required setting for the joke this time is a bar.

Please use the submission box to submit your entry. The winner will be decided based on humour and creativity.

Competition Information

Organized by: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Running time: 2017-02-07 until 2017-02-21 (15 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 3 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.

Results

1st place

Abadeer Taasii

Member: Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission: A Pantoran and a Demon walk into a bar, and the Demon says: Is this some kind of joke?
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Silas Manx

Member: Silas Manx
Textual submission: A Pantoran and a Demon walking into a bar. The Demon and the Pantoran start ordering shots. Through the night, the Pantoran keeps arraigning his shot glasses in a vertical line up to the ceiling and the Demon surrounds the shot tower with her shot glasses. At the end of the night, the Pantoran looks up and sees that he cant place another shot glass on top because its reached the ceiling. The Demon smirks at him, telling him the fallacy of Pantoran architecture lies in its inevitable ceiling and thats why the Demon would ultimately win. The Pantoran grins, pulls out a blaster, shoots a hole in the ceiling and places the last shot glass through the hole.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Teylas Ramar

Member: Teylas Ramar
Submission: Teylas Ramar opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 3rd place