One of the most important traditions for many colleges and universities is that of the alma mater, or school song. Harvard's, for instance, sounds appropriately august. Yale's sounds like... well, exactly what you'd expect it to. My personal favorite, though I recognize I'm biased, is that of the University of Texas where I graduated from.
As was recently pointed out by Saitou, the Shadow Academy lacks a school song... and I'd like to fix that. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to come up with the lyrics (no music necessary) to the SA's school song. It should be at least three to four stanzas long, with longer submissions definitely encouraged. Entries will be graded primary on their humor and relation to the subject matter.
Submissions can be either made directly into the text submission box or uploaded in Word or PDF; please, no GoogleDoc links.
1st place
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
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2nd place
Alara Deathbane
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3rd place
Braecen Kaeth
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