Competition: Part II: Funny How?

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Part II: Funny How?

The Prompt

Write a fictional “scene” composed only of dialogue that transpires between your character and another character from the Dark Jedi Brotherhood. These characters must have an active character sheet and both sheets need to be identified (and optionally linked to) at the beginning of the entry or in the submission comments. You may ask and are encouraged to talk about your entry with the other character's owner/writer.

  • The topic for this series will be: Humor. This can be anything from one character telling a joke to another, to one or both characters retelling a funny story they once heard or reminiscing over a life experience. Humor should be molded to fit and make sense within the Star Wars and Dark Jedi Brotherhood universe.

To read more about writing humor, check out this writers digest article.

The Challenge

As a reminder, "dialogue" is defined as a conversation between two or more people. This is different from a "monologue", which is considered to be one person talking alone (the root "mono" often meaning "one, only, single").

  • Entries must be no less than 250 Words, and there is (wince) no word cap.
  • Entries must strictly feature dialogue writing between two to three (2-3) characters. No more than three, and no less than two.
  • (2-3) Two to three characters is the number of characters that can be included, and the number of characters included shall be two to three.
  • (4) Four is right out.

  • Entries must not contain descriptions of actions that the characters are taking or depict any kind of interaction with props or the environment.

  • Entries may contain vocal cues such as “he said, she replied, she inclined, etc.” as well as tones and volumes such as: “her voice rose, his voice cracked, his words were clipped and tight.” Telepathy is allowed, but should be indicated in italics

There is no unit restriction on your choice of character for the purpose of this competition other than having a character sheet. They can be anything from a member of your unit, a Dark Councilor, or even a rogue, as long as they have an active and approved character sheet that can be referenced for realism.

Grading

Grading will be done in accordance with the official Fiction Rubric, with individual feedback provided by the Voice of the Brotherhood as the sole judge.

Entries that fail to meet the guidelines of the challenge will be graded down in accordance to the rubric.

Per the Parent Competition details, all entries are eligible for bonus Clusters of Ice.

Example Formatting

A dialogue between Kelviin and Zujenia

Entry: 265 Words

Wookiee Jokes

"[MASTER!]" came the monotonous robotic voice of Kelviin's text-to-speech datapad.

"What is it, Kelviin?" Zujenia answered, her tone pleasant but somewhat distracted.

"[AM HEARD JOKE.]" the Wookie growled excitedly as he listened to his datapad's translation.

"That's great, Kelviin, but is it like the last one you tried to tell?" the half-Ryn exhaled slowly.

"[NO. IS BETTER!]"

"Okay, let's here it."

"[KNOCK-KNOCK.]" Kelviin's datapad started.

"...who's there?" Zujenia replied carefully.

"[NO ONE THERE YET. IS JOKE.]"

"Yes Kelviin, I know, but that is usually how one replies to the start of a knock knock joke."

"[...OH. OK.]"

"..."

"[KNOCK-KNOCK!]"

Zujenia sighed. "Who is it?"

"[EWOK!]"

"...Ewok who?"

"[EWOK-ED THE DOOR. SO KELVIIN FIX]"

"That's..." Zujenia couldn't help but chuckle.

"[—BECAUSE EWOK IN HUMAN SOUNDS LIKE 'LOCK']"

"Great work, Kelviin," Zujenia smiled.

"[AM GLAD MASTER GET JOKE. WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER?]"

"Kelviin, I have to finish going over these reports, perhaps another time?"

"[WHY DID BABY RANCOR CROSS ROAD]"

"...I don't know Kelviin, so that it could get to the other side?" Zujenia replied a bit tersely.

"[NO. BECAUSE BABY RANCOR DOES NOT LIKE TO LISTEN AND GETS TO OTHER SIDE ANYWAY.]"

"I see. Kelviin, did you try sharing your jokes with the other Gatekeepers?"

"[YES. ADEM SAID KELVIIN HAVE GOOD DELIVERY. NOT SURE WHAT MEAN, BUT TOOK AS COMPLIMENT]."

"When I get my hands on that Umbaran..." Zujenia grumbled. "Then maybe you should ask him what he meant by that."

"[OKAY MASTER.]"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I really need to get back to—"

"[KNOCK-KNOCK!]"

"...who," Zujenia sighed."Who's there?"

"[WOOKIEE]"

"Wookiee who?"

[KELVIN AM WOOKIeE!]

"..."

</scene>

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Voice Dialogue Series
Organized by
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
Running time
2017-04-08 until 2017-04-23 (16 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
15 subscribers, of which 8 have participated.
Results
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
File submission
ComedyDialogue-2.pdf
Placement
1st place
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Kul'tak Drol
Member
Kul'tak Drol
Textual submission

*thump, thump*

“Who is it?”

“You called me, mercenary.”

“I'd recognize that annoyed tone just about anywhere, I imagine.”

*swiiishhhh*

“Ah, Kul’tak. Glad you could find time in your busy schedule to meet with me.”

“You know I'm just overseeing some of the repair work, Uscot.”

“Yes, well, I'm sure your brain was straining hard to give out all those difficult orders. ‘Move that. Push this.’ You should have joined them and put those muscles you love so much to work.”

“Sometimes I just want to punch you in your blue face, mercenary.”

“My, my, as touchy as always, Drol. Here, have a seat and we’ll discuss the information my source has gathered.”

“Uhhh...Uscot...your--”

“Patience, Drol. We'll get to your part. Sit.”

“Might get a bit drafty.”

“What...Never mind, if you're cold tighten you cloak. Now, if you'll listen I'd like to run this discovery by you.”

“So you might could say you want to *fly* it by me?”

“If you want to be facetious, Drol, we're going to get nowhere.”

“Well then, perhaps we should zipper this conversation shut for another time.”

“What is with you and these vague comments?”

The Zabrak huffed in annoyance before continuing, “Stand up, Uscot.”

“What? Kul if you're looking to spar, now is hardly the time. I know you Sith like to show off your strength, but just this once could you act like a sensible and straightforward person?”

“Alright. Straightforward…your fly is open.”

“My wha--oh. Ah...Well don't stare!”

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Braecen Kaeth
Member
Braecen Kaeth
File submission
FunnyHow.Braecen.4520.docx
Placement
4th place
6th place
Kelviin
Member
Kelviin
Textual submission

---Finding Humor in the Right Place---

[WHY POKING THE ARM] intoned the text-to-speech program on the Wookiee’s datapad.

“You flew pretty far, Kelviin!” chuckled Koliss nervously.
“You certainly fared better than that other poor bastard… ” the medic winced at the fresh mental image, combined with his own traumatic Wookiee experiences, “but we just need to make sure everything is in its right place!”

[BUT ARE POKING LEFT PLACE]

Koliss chuckled. “Yes, left would be the right place for the left arm.”

“AAAAAAAHEWHREHRGH!”
Kelviin recoiled while his datapad translated:
[AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.]

“Thank goodness for that translation, eh…” muttered Koliss, as he caught his breath.

[ARE FIND TICKLISH PLACE]

“Fantastic! I never heard of a ticklish Wookiee before; I'm sure the clinic staff will have a fit about it.” Koliss dabbed a bead of stress-induced sweat from his brow,
“Though I do wish that was something I knew going into this examination.”

[AM SORRY, NOT KNOW AM TICKLISH TOO]

“Well then! Discoveries being made all around!”

Koliss continued the examination. Where had he left off? Ah. He moved on to Kelviin’s right arm.

[THERE, ARE FIND RIGHT PLACE]
[IS EVERYTHING IN RIGHT PLACE?]

“I do believe so, as far as I’ve seen! This should be your radius, firmly intact… This would be your ulna… Ah! And I found your humerus.”

[AW, AM FIND YOU HUMOROUS TOO]

Koliss and Kelviin stared at each other blankly for a moment. Kelviin suddenly went in for a hug, only to see Koliss flee the room with a yelp.

[HAHAHA BEST SILLY MEDIC]

Placement
6th place
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Submission
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
6th place
6th place
Adept Xantros
Member
Adept Xantros
File submission
Seer_Xantros__11518__Funny_how.doc
Placement
6th place