Competition: Ranarr's Rumble: Unnamed image #1

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Ranarr's Rumble: Unnamed image #1

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2017-04-15 until 2017-04-22 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.
Results
Member
Frosty Romanae Tarentae
Textual submission

Oberst, the early days!

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Texas UK
Member
Texas UK
Textual submission

Oh god of all the things to put my hand in " Crunchy Peanut Butter "

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Sala Fe
Member
Sala Fe
Textual submission

"Carrie lied! She said she cleaned her holes! It looked like the Great Pit of Karkoon!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Hades
Textual submission

"After losing a bet with Oberst to go to 3rd base with Arania, Sith Bloodfyre was never the same."

Placement
No placement
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

"Yuck, Dad's hand looked so much cooler."

Placement
No placement
Member
Ossk
Submission
Ossk opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"Aaaahhhh... My hand... it... it's... MOLTING!!!! WHY IS IT MOLTING?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Obi Wan there is glue on my hand, get it off now

Placement
No placement
Member
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Textual submission

Guys, do you think I should see a doctor?

Placement
No placement