Competition: Ranarr's Rumble: Unnamed image #2

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Ranarr's Rumble: Unnamed image #2

Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2017-05-06 until 2017-05-13 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Minister Cor-Hatha Vow
Textual submission

"The first commandment? When Eve told Adam to eat the apple! We'll be fine!"

Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

"Apples of Love" Story.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Anshar Kahn Tarentae
Submission
Anshar Kahn Tarentae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Ugh ugh, look at these apples!

Placement
No placement
Member
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Year One

Harold Ramis

2009

Placement
No placement