Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly probably intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae, Valhavoc
Running time
2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
19 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.
Results
1st place
Raiheaux
Member
Raiheaux
Textual submission

I call this gun the "Is this still canon" cannon.

Placement
1st place
Member
Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

Come with me if you want to live.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Mine's bigger.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
4th place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

"Next time I'll wear that armor and you the silly hat."

Placement
5th place
Member
Adept Xantros
Textual submission

May the gun be with you

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Halcyon
Textual submission

It's not about the size of your gun...no, it really is about the size of your gun

Placement
No placement
Member
Obsidian
Textual submission

"Here's a real weapon nerd."

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

My blaster is definitely bigger than yours. oh wait you have a finger gun. what a derp.

Placement
No placement
Member
Nijalah
Textual submission

If you knew anything about Stormtroopers, you wouldn't be standing there.

Placement
No placement
Member
Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

Yvan eht nioj! (Join the Navy!)

Placement
No placement
Member
Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

"Heh, puny man. Mine is bigger."

Placement
No placement
Member
Benn Nevis
Textual submission

Shoot everything and blow the rest of it up! - Excerpt from "The Non Force Users Guide to Writing Fictions"

Placement
No placement
Member
Silas Manx
Textual submission

Lol, I bet you noticed my finger gun before you noticed his stealth hand cannon.

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission

Pew pew! ...I shot first. Wheeeeeeee, I'm so drunk!

Placement
No placement
Member
Aiden Dru
Textual submission

*modulated voice* "does this utility belt make my butt look fat?"

Placement
No placement
Member
Texas UK
Textual submission

On a night out see what security they now employ just to stop you taking in your own Food &Drinks

Placement
No placement