Competition: CNS Fools: We need new names

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CNS Fools: We need new names

My name is Evelynn Wyrm, of House Sudden Death, Clan Negative Score!

Your goal in this competition is to create new names based on the acronyms of the five units of Clan Naga Sadow (CNS, HSD, HMR, DSBT, NHBT). Each of the five acronyms will be graded on its likelihood to never be used as an official name, as well as the hilariousness of it, with a score of 1-5. The overall score of your acronyms will be your final score.

No, Clan Never Sober will not win you first place. Nice try though!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[CNS] Fools
Organized by
Evelynn Wyrm
Running time
2017-04-17 until 2017-04-30 (14 days)
Target Unit
Clan Naga Sadow
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
1st place
Aul Celsus
Member
Aul Celsus
Textual submission

Clan Nipple Slip
House Small D*ck
House Manhood Removal
Double Slutty Boob Tube
Never Having Babe Time

Placement
1st place
Member
Master Bentre Stahoes
Submission
Master Bentre Stahoes opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Benn Nevis
Member
Benn Nevis
Textual submission

I am Firith'rar Versea-Stormwind of Clan Naked Swingers, House Macaroni Ragu and member of the the Narly Ho's Battleteam

Placement
3rd place