Competition: Haiku Week 1

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Haiku Week 1

Welcome to week 1 of this competition. Lets get those creative juices started. Subscribe below for your writing prose.

Requirements for participation:

  • Subscribe to the competition, and submit either a .doc, .docx file, or in the text box.

  • No Google Drive Links Will Be Accepted

  • Follow the prompt. If the three judges agree that this hasn’t been done, you will be disqualified from that week’s challenge.

  • This is a haiku, so you must follow the 5-7-5 syllable count, as well the stanza requirement posted in each week's prompt.

  • Satirical entries will be accepted and graded accordingly. If they fail to properly reflect the spirit of the prompt, it will be reflected in the scoring.

  • Do Not Plagiarize! Plagiarism will be reported to the Justicar.

Have fun and be creative. Show us what that brain of yours can really do.

This weeks Haiku will be graded out of 20 points:

  • Spelling/Grammar: 20%
  • Creativity: 30%
  • Entertainment Value: 20%
  • Originality: 30%

Rewards:

  • 1st: 10 points + 3rd tier crescent

  • 2nd: 9 points + 3rd tier crescent

  • 3rd: 8 points + 3rd tier crescent

  • 4th: 7 points

  • 5th: 6 points

  • 6th: 5 points

  • 7th: 4 points

  • 8th: 3 points

  • 9th: 2 points

  • 10th: 1 point

Competition Information
Parent Competition
Twelve Weeks A Haiku Year 2
Organized by
Dr. Rhylance, Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia, General Stres'tron'garmis
Running time
2017-04-24 until 2017-04-30 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
41 subscribers, of which 36 have participated.
Results
Member
Qyreia Arronen
Textual submission

Credits get you bling
Unless you can't afford it
Regent says: get good

Placement
1st place
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Assets kept in line,
Always with the resources,
Thorough to a "T".

Placement
1st place
Member
Timeros Caesus Entar Arconae
Textual submission

He who bides his time,
For the heir's throne assumption
Or perhaps, himself.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

Can I haz this thing?
Go away pesky Zeltron.
Don't make me hug you!

Placement
4th place
4th place
Misium
Member
Misium
Textual submission

I literally
don't know anything at all
about the Regent.

Placement
4th place
6th place
Lord Halcyon
Member
Lord Halcyon
Textual submission

There once was a man
Who procured many items
Deemed Sir Logistics

Placement
6th place
6th place
Terran Koul
Member
Terran Koul
Textual submission

The maker of lists
The creator of credits
Excels everyday

Placement
6th place
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Submission
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
6th place
Member
Master Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

Possessions' master
formerly Darth Logistics
keeping the balance

Placement
9th place
Member
Lord Idris Adenn
Textual submission

Regent is hard work
Balance rank, time, credits, things
Bah, I'm poor give more

Placement
10th place
Member
Benn Nevis
Textual submission

I control the stuff
I allow you to have it
So don't piss me off

Placement
No placement
Member
Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

Evant is very flighty
He overthinks all the things
He still does good work

Placement
No placement
Member
Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind
Textual submission

He opened the stores
He manages all the things
I want a starship

Placement
No placement
Member
General Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission

That guy knows his stuff
when it comes to shinies; now
let me buy a ship!

Placement
No placement
Member
Duke Albrecht v. Witten
Textual submission

A lot could be said / About our great Regent Evant / his greatness too much

Placement
No placement
Member
Alara Deathbane
Textual submission

It's Evant Taelyn
A Dark Palpatine with a
Grav Ball and Degree

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Alaris Jinn
Submission
Adept Alaris Jinn opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission

Evant is Regent.
This means he's rich like a pimp.
Or pretends to be.

Placement
No placement
Member
Raiheaux
Textual submission

Oh keeper of things
Bless me with credits plenty
So I can buy stuff

Placement
No placement
Member
Zanet Xox
Textual submission

Evant is Regent
He controls our possessions
How much does he steal?

Placement
No placement
Member
Moff Alethia Archenksova
Textual submission

Pravus recognized
Legions march on their stomachs
Hence Darth Logistics

Placement
No placement
Member
Duke Kojiro Keibatsu Sadow
Textual submission

Oh the regent stares,
At all the requests he gets,
No we can't have that.

Placement
No placement
Member
Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission

The Regent he is wise
We will raise drinks to him long
Friends we will become

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
Submission
General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Fist Uji Tameike
Submission
Fist Uji Tameike opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Captain Aryn "Jade" Erinos-Magnuri
Submission
Captain Aryn "Jade" Erinos-Magnuri opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Mystic Kor Vaal
Textual submission

Ruler of my land,
Master in another's place,
Fleeting dominion.

Placement
No placement
Member
Maenaki Delavi'in
Textual submission

You guys are smelly
I should totally win this
What is a Regent?

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission

Logistics guru
Rivetingly regal
Here comes The Regent

Placement
No placement
Member
Andan Taldrya Marshall
Textual submission

Too young for the job
I will guide, eager helper
Can not see my goal

Placement
No placement
Member
Kul'tak Drol
Textual submission

Two sides of a coin
His tight grip controls the wealth
Supplies friend and foe

Placement
No placement
Member
Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission

The Regent is great
He sells me lots of great stuff
Sometimes expensive

Placement
No placement
Member
Lucine Vasano
Textual submission

Weapons and items
Stuff to spend hard earned credits
All through his hard work

Placement
No placement
Member
Chakral Ora
Textual submission

He handles the stores
He sells us lots of items
All are overpriced

Placement
No placement