ARC: No wonder you'll all #TigerBlood #Winning #SexOffenderRegistry. You're the Charlie Sheen of the Brotherhood.
COU: All aboard Clan Bandwagon!
CSP: Guys, it's not an empire if you only have one planet. Especially not if that planet is on fire.
PLA: Mean Girls: the Clan.
TAL: I wouldn't make "past my prime" the core of my personality, but you do you.
TAR: It really takes some doing to be the creepy kid in the back of the class in this crowd, but the scent of last night's corpse on your breath helps.

CNS: Oh, right. CNS exist. I tend to forget about you guys, what with the lack of anything to care about and all.

Arcona: Your Dajorra Defense Force so dumb, when the navigational beacon said "Arx Left" they turned around and went home.

Naga Sadow: Your youngling so dumb, when they went to the holoshow and saw "Under 17 not permitted" they left to find 16 more Journeymen and Novitiates.

Odan-Urr: Your Matriarch's ego so big, when she fell I didn't laugh (I did say 'timber!'), but the sidewalk cracked up.

Plagueis: Your Consul so fat, when he went to the beach, all the space whales started singing "We Are Family."

Scholae Palatinae: Seraph so fat, even Dora can't explore it.

Taldryan: You Multi-Orders so stupid, you put lipstick on your forehead to make up your mind!

Tarentum: Your Dread Lords so fat, it tooke me two shuttles, a gravtrain, and a speeder to get on their good side!

Those Arcona have to straighten those T-heads of theirs or we'll be playing golf soon enough.
Tarentum: Better start the tarantella now, the evil spirits are coming in hot.
Naga Sadow? More like not a shot, for a loser killed by his own apprentice.
The Odan-Urr better get ready for an usurping of their feeble power.
Let's get rid of the nasty plague -excuse me- Plagueis around here.
The Romans fell to barbaric invaders, the Palatinae around here aren't worthy of the title 'awful.'
Taldryan better get ready to get "tald" (told) on who's boss a-ryan (around) here.

Scholae Palatinae: "Small POTATOES!"

Arcona: "If I wanted dark and musty, I'd crawl into Pravus' underwear - or join Tarentum."

Naga Sadow: "Scions of an ousted Sith Lord, their efforts to preserve and seize his dubious legacy have culminated in the construction of a chair that nobody sits in."

Taldryan: "Maybe they should cuddle a bit closer to Plagueis, if the rumors are true. I've seen their roster."

Odan-Urr: "Who?"

Tarentum: "A source of anachronistic ideas, untold horrors, ashen hair and the most predictable diabolical arcs - just like George Lucas's ass!"

So... the upcoming Great Jedi War... Seven participating Clans...

Arcona? Arcona?! Aregonna loose... big time!!

And what's with those guys... Odan-...Urr...euuhhhr...eeeuuh??? Guess they don't know it either!

Naga Sadow? No go shall thou,... right?

Plagueis.... haven't heard from them in a while, a plague hit them?

We've got Scholae Palatinae, sounds like kindergarden, right?

Another one is Taldryan. But seems like they're stuck on TaldryOFF.

And last but not least... Tarentum! Their activity proves it... truly the Clan of the dead.

COU: get over the hokey religion and no emotions ya sociopathic freaks!
TAL: who... exactly are you?
Arcrona: your run by a blind woman? We're all doomed.
CSP: stop trying to be palpatine, your little fan club of his is embarrassing
CNS: Stop being weird, it's not a good look on you
Plagius: Another long dead sith being worshiped... great