Competition: What you say? #7

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What you say? #7

Caption the following image. Entries will be graded on originality and humor. If particpation is less than 3 this competition will be extended up to 3 weeks before ending.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Running time
2017-07-22 until 2017-07-29 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Tarentum
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Minister Cor-Hatha Vow
Textual submission

SKYWALKER: "...so she kisses me, right in front of him!"

TARKIN: "Ha! Those rebellious types are fun. They do things just to make a point!"

SKYWALKER: "Sounds like you have experience, eh? You old dog!"

TARKIN: "I've broken my share of hearts, yes. Millions, it seems! One time, I told this gal to give me what I wanted - or I'd tear her world apart!"

SKYWALKER: "...and did you?!"

TARKIN: "Oh yes - right in front of her father!"

(Laughing continues)

Placement
1st place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Luke: "Nope, it's still there... Between your front teeth."

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Well Moff, it's time to rule the Galaxy, once and for all!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

Placement
4th place
5th place
Sala Fe
Member
Sala Fe
Textual submission

"That foul stench Leia smelled was her snatch, Luke."

Placement
5th place