Competition: [Garza Presents] Grant a Wish!

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[Garza Presents] Grant a Wish!

You are a Space Wizard and get to grant the wish of the post above you! But you are only an apprentice and make some mistakes. Post your wish in the Discord thread and let the hilarity begin!

This is how you play:

You read the wish in the post above you and reply with "Granted but...". + your own wish.

Example:

  • Previous post: I wish I had 1 billion dollar!

Granted but you can only spend it on paperclips.

I wish I had a car.


Some basics rules: Each person cannot post back-to-back, but must wait for someone else to post before he can reply. Feel free to submit as many replies as you want.

The winner will be chosen according to creativity and hilarity, and no Clusters of Ice will be awarded for participation.

Link to the Discourse thread: link

Competition Information
Organized by
Ossk
Running time
2017-08-03 until 2017-08-31 (29 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Run-On
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
22 subscribers, of which 22 have participated.
Results
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Moff Alethia Archenksova
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1st place
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Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
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2nd place
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Edgar Drachen
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Edgar Drachen
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3rd place
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General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
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Korroth
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Junazee
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Jasper Arlow
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Ashely
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Privateer Tyraal Bitshiver
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Aiden Dru
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Colonel Len Iode
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Greg
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Proconsul Mihoshi Yukiko Keibatsu
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Keiji Suoh
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General Daniel Stephens
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Maximus Alvinius
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Seer A'lora Kituri
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Champion Rajhin Cindertail
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Zig'Lizi
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Aaleeshah
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Lynnyaria Meraudstar
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Ossk
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