Competition: Care to Explain?

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Care to Explain?

To follow Twitter's #Explainaplotbadly hashtag, tell the story of Rogue One with your best/worst explanation of it. Grading will be based on hilarity and comedic value. Submit via text box.

Competition Information
Organized by
Alara Deathbane, Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven
Running time
2017-09-01 until 2017-09-15 (15 days)
Target Unit
House Excidium
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
4 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
1st place
Derek Cinn
Member
Derek Cinn
Textual submission

An angsty teen girl with daddy issues is recruited by a terrorist organization #Explainaplotbadly

Placement
1st place
Member
Kylex Sanguris
Textual submission

Gay Pride Parade takes on the evil Republicans

Placement
2nd place
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

"Hamlet and company dies as poor uncle falls to his own demise"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

Young woman kidnapped and subsequent Stockholm Syndrome leads to suicide that unites the Rebellion!

Placement
No placement