Angels we have Heard on High = Jorms we have Heard are High

Jorms we have heard are high
Sweat driping o’er the slain
And the wookies in reply
Chorusing their joyous strains
Jormica, in excelsis Deo!
Jormica, in excelsis Deo!

Wookies, why this jubilee?
Why your joyous howls prolong?
What the fearsome tidings be?
Which inspire your heavenly songs?
Jormica

Come to the Sith and see
Jorm Whose massacre the Wookies sing;
Come, adore on bended knee,
Jorm, the Lord, the newborn Sith.
Jormica

See Him in the hangar shade,
Jorm, Lord of slaughter and jokes;
Elincia, Braecen, lend your aid,
With us sing our Sith's birth.
Jormica

O Porgy Night
The stars are brightly glowing
But not for long, Kylo Ren wants to see them die

O Porgy Night
Han Solo's gone and Leia
Is so forlorn
Don't spoil the rest, I haven't seen the movie

We see Luke's face
The world is hopeful again
But then he says
Its time for the Jedi to end

Rey --- What do you see?
A light --- and lots of darkness
You must choose a side
Kylo Ren wants to be your guy
He will blow ---- your mind
After he kills Finn the other guy

Oh Porgy Night
Chewbacca wont give up the chase
He wants to avenge his beloved smuggler

Oh Porgy Night
What will become of Leia's brother
When he finds out that his friends have all gone

Theres no where to turn
George Lucas has disappeared
J J Abrams made his mark
And Disney took its toll
Fans ---- of Star Wars
The EU----- has come and gone --- now
What will---- we do
Trust in the Force --- its coming soon
We will see --- what becomes---
of our dear and glorious Rey
O Night, Porg-guyyyyyy
O Night, O Night Porg-guyyyyy

Song used: Jingle Bells (first verses and chorus.)

Speeding o'er the snow
in a speeder the rebel way
around walker legs we go
laughing all the way, ha ha ha

blasters on walkers fire
imperials put up a fight
now's a good time to retire
and get out of sight

Oh, Blaster bells, emperor smells
Jar Jar laid an egg
Oh how we've lost Hoth today
but we'll keep on fighting

Blaster bells, emperor smells
Jar Jar laid an egg
Oh how we've lost Hoth today
but we'll keep on fighting

It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas
Everywhere I look
There's people smiling, being fake,
And so many gifts for me to take.
How ever will they know what I took?

It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas
I knock loud on the door
When they open and see it is me,
A slasher film this will be
As rebels are left on the floor

A kick to the nuts by my boot, makes the fellow accidentally shoot
And crimson covers the wall
Cause the bolt hits his friend, and brought his life to an end
Lifeless, the body does fall
But hey, I guess you deserved it for being so fraking tall.

It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas
Everywhere I look
There's plenty of people to kill, use force lightning on poor Bill
He fried so long he spasmed and he shook

It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas
And soon it'll be over again
But the killing won't disappear, because I do this round-the-clock all year
Thank the force, amen

It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas
And soon it'll be over again
But the killing won't disappear, because I do this round the clock all year
Thank the force, amen
It's beginning to look a lot like Sithmas, Sithmas, Sithmas, Sithmas, Sithmas

Deck the halls with Han and Chewie,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to see a movie,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay jedi robes,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient trekkie fan boys,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Starkiller before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the younglings and join the First Order.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry slaughter,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of the Force and treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, our Disney masters,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.