"Yeah, those were the good ole' days Kit. I remember the time I made a Rancor... Wait! Shhh, listen... you smell that? Did you fart?"

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So Kit, you know, In another galaxy I was a hit man! I said shit that would make Palpatine cringe... Nah, scratch that.. I would make Jango jealous! Yo, check this out....this dude Brett, oh man just listen. I'm Jules by the way.

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? (looking at Brett) I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What? (Perplexed)
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ? (yep still perplexed)
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What? (He's gonna get it!)
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes! (and you thought Jango and Bobo were mean. bah hahaha)
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! (Points his gun at Brett!)

"Why did Darth Maul go shopping?"

"Why?"

"Because the MALL had everything HALF off."

'And then I told the youngling that it was special water they could breath in'
'You know six kids drowned, right?'
'Better than that Skywalker kid gettin' 'em'
'You right'