Competition: "Grandma got ran over by a..."

Finished

"Grandma got ran over by a..."

During the holidays, good laughter makes the holiday spirit even stronger. Could be something we’ve seen or a funny joke we’ve heard. Help fortify our spirits with a great joke or humorous line that goes with this equally hilarious image. We will share everyone’s one-liners on the Clan mailer at the end!

Write a funny caption to go with the image below. Judging will be based on humor and originality.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [CSP] Twelve Days of Sithmas
Organized by: Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter, Ric "Blade" Hunter
Running time: 2017-12-10 until 2018-01-01 (23 days)
Target Unit: Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 12 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.

Results

1st place

Qor Kith

Member

Qor Kith

Textual submission

"Grandfather, do you have to drive so fast?"

"THEY'RE CALLING MY NUMBERS BEN! MY BINGO NUMBERS!"

Placement

1st place

2nd place

Watchman Lontra Boglach

Member: Watchman Lontra Boglach
File submission: tq051Ee.jpg
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Advisor Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: Kylo Ren: "I shall finish what you started."
Darth Vader: "Good. When we get back home, you can do all the decorating in the Death Star by yourself then."
Kylo Ren: "Nooooooo!"
Placement: 3rd place

Mako Henymory

Member: Mako Henymory
Textual submission: Beware of Progs, always remember to travel with protection.
Placement: No placement

Darth Aeternus

Member: Darth Aeternus
Textual submission: Ren and Vader are about to drop their new track: "Dark Lords of the Road"
Placement: No placement

Adept Mune Cinteroph

Member: Adept Mune Cinteroph
Textual submission: Dashing through the ash...
Of Jedis broken dreams.
Placement: No placement

Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter

Member: Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission: Kylo: "Over the hills and through the snow to grandfather's house we go!"
Vader: "It's called a death star, Ben."
Placement: No placement

Angel Snow

Member: Angel Snow
Submission: Angel Snow opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Braecen Kaeth

Member: Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission: That girl dumped you, Kylo?! Let's get that Ho-ho-ho!
Placement: No placement

Antonai 'PaRapRappa' Lanfear

Member: Antonai 'PaRapRappa' Lanfear
Submission: Antonai 'PaRapRappa' Lanfear opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven

Member: Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven
Submission: Sith Eternal Rasilvenaira StormRaven opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement