They say that when you fail you should just get up and try again. This should, however, not be applied to issues involving parachute non-deployment.

The Fallen Jedi hesitated as he approached the ship, excited for the gift he would present his old master this day. Xolarin touched his hand on the ship, confirming it was Turel's personal vessel, and placed a small bag Bantha poodoo next to the door, igniting it with a small flare before leaving the docking bay.

Five... four.... three... you must think: "What is he doing?", right? Well, I'm just counting down to when it's socially acceptable to put that gift you gave me for sale on internet.

Mauro walked over to Raider Chrome, handing him an intricately decorated weapons chest. Chrome, gleefully tore it apart at the hinges trying to find its contents, only to be sadly disappointed.

Sia Thiano decided to buy eggs and leave them in the sun for one week. The following week she gave them to Blade to give to the new members joining the clan.

I gave Maximus a 6pk of wine coolers. Unfortunately he passed out after only 3.

"I didn't know what you'd like, so I got you this alcohol I smuggled." Ethan said as he placed a black labeled bottle onto Daniel "Seraphol" Stephens' desk.

My character will give Edgar a steak and a fork. Stick a fork in it were done.

Congratulations, you're prekoalafied for zeltron hugs!

Am I the obi-wan?