We had a lovely dinner and heading down to the beach and just as the kissing started to get good, she got a call from her husband and 2 other boyfriends.

Rulvak looked up at the stranger that sat across from him in the cantina, expecting to find his sexy Sephi date, Viula; however, it was actually a drooling Dug named Seline, her best friend.

The most uncomfortable thing about the date wasn't how her cold, calculating eyes stared into my soul; but the joy she appeared to display as she bit down.

She stabbed me in the back.

30-mile hike through the jungle.

Mauro walked into the cantina looking for the fair skinned vixen, and promptly turned around when he saw the Wookie sized girl drinking two cocktails.

Diy gifted the bill and a holey foot to that one scruffy gentleman who decided to spill the rainbow, spiced contents of his guts on her new jacket.

Rhylance went on a date with a religious fanatic named Moira who claimed his life's work studying the Force was the ramblings of a deluded heretic lost in his own fantasy, so he killed her.

His name was Jashin, and when he cut her open and ripped her ribcage gaping wide, she listened to the wet, sick cracks and let him nest in her breast like a worm, like a tumor, because he *smiled* at *her* and it was the happiest thing she had ever known.

Eilen, experimenting with autosexuality, slid into to the chair opposite her own and moved a chess piece across the board, before returning to her original seat to counter that movement with a sigh.

Turel's worst first date, though he didn't know it was a date at the time, was with Selika which ended with Turel injured and several civilians murdered. :P

Maximus went on a Pazaak date with a local girl that worked at the Casinos and needless to say it ended in a gun fight. This was due to some other gamblers who became jealous of the attention the bar girl was giving him that they had eyes for a long time.

She shot the traitor at the end of it, though dinner was good.

The poet was spice-addled, poor and ugly; though he could write a decent poem, he had nothing to offer me.

He wouldn't date a Togruta because he was worried about catching the KNATS, Known Nihilist Associated Togruta Syndrome, which has been great affecting the Togruta people and turning them away from their connection to their planet.

"I doubt there will be a second date... His breath smelled like half-cooked liver and garlic."

Ethan sat there with a flask in his hand, having long ago drank its contents as this Twi'lek woman would not stop rattling on about something.

Drive threw movies are not the most romantic dating spots.

Areticus grudgingly explained, "I believe what she told me was, 'Have you ever considered having the ceiling of your ship cleaned?'"

There was no sushi.

One date this guy would not stop talking, barely taking a breath, but won't happen again for he had horrible dragon breath!

Clawed grabby hands, bloodbath remedy.

I once went on a date with an ewok because I lost a bet.

He was handsome, a gentleman, though kind of a klutz since he banged right into me, but he did ask me out, buying me a drink and dinner, but then when the authorities burst in he used me as a hostage, which ended with me taking him down and handing him over.

"Only lasted three rounds and lost too much fluid to make a fourth, but I guess I got a snack out of it..." -Decima