Competition: The Phantom Haiku - Dark Jedi Brotherhood

Competition: The Phantom Haiku

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The Phantom Haiku

Haiku: "a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world"

Write a Movie review in Haiku form about how "The Phantom Menace" made you feel when you watched it.

Text box submissions only.
Entries will be graded according to this rubric: 50% creativity, 25% poetic structure, 25% spelling and grammar.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: Haiku Movie Reviews
Organized by: Edgar Drachen
Running time: 2018-02-15 until 2018-02-22 (8 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants: 11 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.

Results

1st place

Member: Nikora Rhan
Submission: Nikora Rhan opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: Speed and thrills throughout,
Jedi find the chosen one,
Historic Darth name.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Member: Grot
Textual submission: A duel of the fates,
disappointing spectacle,
just like pod-racing.
Placement: 3rd place

Member: Lucine Vasano
Textual submission: Midichlorions,
The bullshit explanation
That we all despise
Placement: No placement

General Ronovi Tavisaen

Member: General Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission: What else can I say?
Jar Jar Binks sucked, but the film
couldn't be redeemed.
Placement: No placement

Master Bentre Stahoes

Member: Master Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission: kind of bittersweet
to see who anakin was
liked the podracing
Placement: No placement

Member: Edgar Drachen
Textual submission: Hositle negotiations
back to the dessert planet
Senate hearings bore
Placement: No placement

Member: Dr. Rhylance
Textual submission: After years, waiting
Only the lightsaber duel
Is worth sitting through.
Placement: No placement

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: Why won't Jar-Jar die?
And trade relations? Really?
Music was good though
Placement: No placement