A new department of Sentient Resources (formally known as "human" resources) has opened in your character's clan or dark council office. Your character has had a workplace "incident" that causes them to take advantage of this new department.

Create a Sentient Resources report on a particular summit member or dark councilor. The file can contain complaints filed by other characters but must include one filed by one of your characters.

• The complaints in the report can cover anything workplace related ranging from mundane office grievances to discrimination and unwelcome flirting. The level of detail of the complaints and their severity are up to you, just keep it funny. :P

• Submission file format is any standard image (.png, .jpg, etc) or office file (.pdf, .doc, .ppt, etc.) NO GOOGLE DOC LINKS WILL BE ACCEPTED

• There is no set format for the content of the report save the reports must include, at a minimum, the name of the complainer, the name of the offender and a short narrative of the incident. Reports can cover multiple incidents.

• Entries will be graded on comedy (25%), creativity (25%), aesthetics (25%), and detail / perceived effort (25%). Aesthetics includes text formatting and anything else added to the piece like graphics or special font to make it appear like a real report or serve as "evidence".

• Content of an adult nature is allowed and but do not publish (uncheck the publish box on the submission form) if you include such content.