Competition: [ARC-COU] You Won't Believe What They're Up to Now...

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[ARC-COU] You Won't Believe What They're Up to Now...

Objective:

The Lotus alliance has spread across brotherhood space and permeated the local holonet. Several of the brotherhood's trashiest tabloids now run front page stories on the “supposed affairs” of what they call "ARCOU," and members of either Clan sometimes read the scandalous entries for amusement or frustration.

Create a possible headline for a trashy tabloid that is discussing the relationship between Odan-Urr and Arcona. Feel free to take any avenue you’d like but remember that it should be ludicrous in nature.

How to Submit:

Submit through the competition submission box or with an attached file. You can submit one final entry, with your last submitted entry counting.

Grading:

Grading will be based upon humor and creativity of the entries.

Please note, due to event limitations, this event is listed as "Entire DJB," but is only open to those two Clans listed - Clan Arcona & Clan Odan-Urr. All other entries will be disqualified.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [ARC-COU] The Consul Bride
Organized by: Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir, Moff Alethia Archenksova
Running time: 2018-03-15 until 2018-04-15 (about 1 month)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 23 subscribers, of which 19 have participated.

Results

1st place

Grot

Member: Grot
Submission: Grot opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Submission: General Stres'tron'garmis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Fenris Skagg

Member: Fenris Skagg
Textual submission: "JEDI SHADOW OR SHADOW JEDI? A SHADOWY HAND FIRMLY PLANTED UP THE REAR OF THE JEDI ORGANIZATION."
Placement: 3rd place

Magik

Member: Magik
Textual submission: DJB Headlines: The conglomerate ARC-COU files for Bankruptcy after the collapse of it's goverance, several of it's high ranking members were kidnapped!
Placement: No placement

Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Member: Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission: "Secret Love Triangle! Odan-Urr and Arcona wooing the Grandmaster with rainbows and hugs. Is there already a love child?"
Placement: No placement

Captain Aryn "Jade" Erinos-Magnuri

Member: Captain Aryn "Jade" Erinos-Magnuri
Submission: Captain Aryn "Jade" Erinos-Magnuri opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Qyreia Arronen

Member: Qyreia Arronen
Textual submission: Tameike opens up about "tentacle fetish" and how it affected her love life with former Odanite Consul Turel Sorrenn.
Placement: No placement

Ossk

Member: Ossk
Textual submission: COU Ventures Into a G(r)ay Area
Placement: No placement

Ghost Rulvak Qurroc

Member: Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission: Lieutenant Colonel Alethia Archenksova to step down as Consul of Clan Odan-Urr after leaks of a Sabaak gambling ring involving the betting of Arconan clan members. Read more on page 2!
Placement: No placement

Aedile Tali Sroka

Member: Aedile Tali Sroka
Textual submission: "The Birbs and the Birb-rats! You won't believe what REALLY is going on in ARCOU Consul meetings!"
Placement: No placement

Kelviin

Member: Kelviin
Textual submission: COU EXPLORES A GRAY AREA
Arcona Feeling Lighter
Placement: No placement

Edgar Drachen

Member: Edgar Drachen
Textual submission: "A child's morning cereal provides Proof that Arcona and their Jedi puppets are the true power behind the iron throne!"
Placement: No placement

Rayth

Member

Rayth

Textual submission

SCANDAL IN THE BROTHERHOOD

House Arcona and Odan-Urr made a baby and it is ugly. The two houses have combined together their conflicting ideals into one shared new compendium but the book has infused into some sort of creature as the light-side influence and the dark side clash in this single object. The creature is said to look like a cross breeding of a Lannik and a Rancor. The book was electrocuted to death by the entire dark council, one council member is quoted to have said, "The horror, the horror" when asked for comment. Punishments are expected to be placed on both Clans and Obelisk Warriors are now posted to protect all the paper in the Dark Jedi Brotherhood to prevent any further horrid matching of power. Turn to page 14 for the secrets the Jedi are not likely to tell you. Turn to page 15 for our detailed reports on Clan Bathing, what you should know when sharing a loofah. Be on the lookout for the next issue, Master Yoda's love child found in Dark Council member.

Placement

No placement

Ernordeth Puer-Irae

Member: Ernordeth Puer-Irae
Submission: Ernordeth Puer-Irae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Champion Rajhin Cindertail

Member: Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Submission: Champion Rajhin Cindertail opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Maximus Alvinius

Member: Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission: Alliance of Arcou is not to bright!
Placement: No placement

Consul Ikarri Itinen

Member: Consul Ikarri Itinen
Submission: Consul Ikarri Itinen opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Nikora Rhan

Member: Nikora Rhan
Submission: Nikora Rhan opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Mauro Wynter

Member: Mauro Wynter
Textual submission: Jedi Corrupt Arcona into Unholy Alliance!
Placement: No placement