Competition: Bageled!

Finished
Bageled!

It may be the oddest method of attack, but while walking the streets of a city you are beset upon by a group of hooligans. Their weapon? Bagels. Yes these ruffians are pelting you with bagels.

In 500 words or more, describe how your character responds to this "unique" attack. Submissions must be in pdf format, Google Doc links will not be valid.

Grading will be done via VOICE Fiction Grading Rubric, those who place in the top three will receive Second Level Crescents. All participants will earn Clusters of Ice per Voice Guidelines.

The Grading Rubric can be found here. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_PAFfddgVxriU_o0zD6OQbI9hm1KAArl9BfjXG_2sv8/pubhtml

Competition Information
Organized by
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Running time
2018-09-08 until 2018-10-06 (29 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
14 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Master Bentre Stahoes
File submission
Bagel_Assault_14185.pdf
Placement
1st place
Member
Aedile Tali Sroka
File submission
Bagelek'd.pdf
Placement
2nd place
Member
Tasha'Vel Versea
File submission
Rylothian_Streetside_Antics.pdf
Placement
3rd place
4th place
Mauro Wynter
Member
Mauro Wynter
File submission
Sour_Dough_Attack.pdf
Placement
4th place
5th place
Adept Xantros
Member
Adept Xantros
File submission
Augur_Xantros__11518__Bageled.pdf
Placement
5th place