Welcome to the Clan Odan-Urr Dating Simulator. Your job is quite simple, pair everyone in COU up with another character in COU. You do not need to use a members alt's but variety is encouraged. In addition you need at least three sentences describing why you paired these individuals. Submissions will be graded off of the DJB fiction rubric.

If any individual pairing is mentioned across three or more submissions it will be listed in a future report along with each set of reasons for it. This is because, according to the logic in the Great Gatsby, if three people mention something it must be true.