Prompt: Some say that the pen is mightier than the sword and not all who join Battleteam Deathwatch are warriors. Some are diplomats, scholars, investigators and in some cases, even writers.

You have been tasked with writing a Limerick poem that will strike fear into the hearts of the Collective.

Grading: Entries will be judged by how humourous I find the entries to be as well as how well they follow the Limerick poem structure.

Submissions: Entries should be submitted through the site through either a Gdoc, PDF, Word or the submit text field below.

This competition will be graded blind.